The Commute with @_cheralisa 😎 💃

So you're getting your, okay, but Elizabeth, I need to just explain to you why. Like, you know, but that's it. Someone who has not driven, okay, but listen to us. Yeah. Someone who has not driven their whole life, right? You're gonna go through like a week of driving school, okay? And then you're gonna go take your test and you're gonna get your license. And then you're gonna get your license and you're gonna be like, all right, well, thank you, see you later. And then you don't have a car. So you're not gonna drive again for God knows how long and when you get back in a car, because you've never driven before, once you start driving, it's gonna be fucking chaos. Like, you're gonna be, it's gonna be like, you've never driven again. I'm gonna find a paper. I'm gonna find his worried about, you know, crazy driver Elizabeth. If you're not worried about all that stuff, Elizabeth, you couldn't get it. But as can you understood me, right? What I was talking about, I know, does it make sense if I said, or no? I mean, go ahead, Ezgi. I mean, it makes sense, but at the same time, if you're not gonna say like, in any place, like permanently, it doesn't make sense because every time you go to a different country, you need to get the driver license, even though you have another driver license. Because I'm someone who has three different driver license in three different countries. It's just paying, it's just paying Elizabeth. That's your tourist. If you're a tourist, you can drive with your own driving license. That's true, but go ahead, I'm sorry. What I was gonna say is, why don't you at least, like, right after you get your license, rent a car, like a long-term rental for like a month? So you're the same. So you have the time that I need to get the driving license first. Like, it's gonna take me months together. I said after. Like probably like months and months. I, why will it take you months? Out here, maybe it's different in fucking cleats. But out here, you go and you sign up for driving school. Driving school is one week for people that have never even driven before in their lives. A 17-year-old child, driver's license is one week. I mean, driving school, one week. You go, you meet with them every day for like an hour, two hours, they tell you what to do. They take you driving, and then you go take your driving test. You get your driver's license and you're done. Why is it gonna take like at least two months to get a practical test? And then it's gonna take you 40 hours, at least to drive with the driving instructor, but to actually pass it, that people can spend like 140 hours driving, Polina spent like six months or nine months together. That's what I was talking about. That it's not like easier at all. How long does it take to get a gun? 10 years? You cannot get a gun in Europe. At all? At all. Like, was it working about like doing fucking Europe? Are you serious? Well, we don't shoot each other on the streets because we don't have guns. So that's actually great. Well, I know, but like no one can get a gun in Europe. Well, there is no option for me to go to a shop and say like, oh, hello, I want to protect myself. So give me a fucking rebel guard today. Wow. So all Polina's boyfriend has is this stinky, hairy fucking body. That's it. That's all you have. Yes. That's true. Plus usually people fail for the first at least three times to get a license. I don't know, man. That's crazy. Polina paid. I still think it's crazy. Polina paid. So she didn't have to pass it like the second time, but in Greece, at least her boyfriend says that many people did not pass for the first like few times. And that's like, I mean, I heard it in many countries in Europe. Is Polina a good driver? It's a great driver. But she went to Ukraine. She got a license there. And then she moved to Poland. Ukrainians don't actually have to redo their license. So she's still driving. Oh, that's great. Eski, are you a good driver? Eski is a listener. OK. Well, then she's a... She can answer that question. What the fuck is going on today, man? About what? I see that. They said so weird now. Yeah, for them. Yeah. I see that Max also texted me as that she cannot see a mic. It should be open. I mean, it's difficult. Max, there was Max in the space. Oh, Max, I saw her come in and leave. Any name now? Guys? Yes. And now I can see. This... Yeah, I agree with that and come find. Yesterday, I also did space for like almost five hours. And my mic was on as a host. I could turn it off the whole space. So it was like making me nervous. But whatever. So I think I'm a good driver because... Let me tell you, one of my story on confinement. I was in the United States. It was like 55 speed limits. And I was driving at 90 and at night. And the police officer... The police officer came to me and they gave me like 200 fine. And I was like, in Massachusetts, if you drive over 90, they're allowed to take you to the jail. So they didn't take me because I was looking cute. But then I went to court. Then I went to court and they dismiss it. They dismiss it by my speed limits. Did they dismiss it because the cop didn't show up? No, the cop was there, but I was cute. So the... So court dismiss it because I was cute. So... That's great. I'm gonna be okay when she's driving because the cop is gonna be looking at her. She's cute, beautiful young lady. She's just still early in her early 20s. So she's gonna be fine. But if it's unconfined, then they will be like, what are you doing? They pull out their guns. They pull out their guns as soon as they see me. See? So that's another thing when you're there. I don't know. That's fair enough. That's fair enough as... That's how it should be. People like him should know. Well, the first thing that he asked was about a gun. Like, who asked who compares guns with a driving license? And who gets driving license in one week? Like, that is just how... In the United States, what do you mean? What the fuck in the world? You are a hard-hearted woman. That's like weird. How can you learn how to drive in one week? That is crazy. Because it's not rocket science. It's not that hard. It is a rocket science. It sounds like a rocket science. Like, I don't know. Like, everyone's scared it's a hell out of me. So I'm gonna spend months and months and months. And I have to run right now to the driving school because I'm gonna spend like nine months here or something. I do worry about you because when you were in San Francisco, you went for a bike ride and all of a sudden... That was so fucking bad. That was so fucking bad. Like, I remember I was riding a bicycle and there was a guy who was riding a bicycle opposite side to me and he was screaming at me one way, one way. Like, literally screaming in my face. So that was a little bit scary. But wait, I wanted to say something else about it and I completely forgot it. Something so important. I had it in my hat. I wanted to switch topics and I completely lost it. It's just so important. Oh my God, that's all because of you and confined. You made me lose my train of thought. I'm not talking about your medicine. And I'm confined sad. Let's talk about the driver's license. Oh, well, that's also the case. It's also the case. I don't know. I feel more annoyed today. Like, I don't know why. I can tell. I can tell. I can tell you. I can tell your voice. Okay. I have not like a story, but okay, I texted something yesterday to the coke guy and I need you to tell me if I was flirting or if I was not flirting. Okay. Okay, deal. Go ahead. Oh, basically, I could not fall asleep. I could not fall asleep. I was like, I can't fall asleep. I was like, I'll leave. I'm going to leave. And he tells me, do you need me to send you a batter sleeping doctor? Something like that. Okay. I applied to him and I say, if I was an nation woman and I was trying to heat on you, I wouldn't have—so, I was at the saying, okay, before, wait! That's complicated, as a—yeah,mind that it's me so it's not going to be a normal conversation. Also, mind the situation. So it's going to be complicated, so you all have to listen But anyway, when we met, he asked me if I wanted to do drugs, he told me that he's a drug. I asked him how often he does drugs and he told me that he's a drug. Okay. Okay. So I choked and I said, you as a drug, send me you. That is flirting. But before I said if I was Asian and I was hitting on you, well, I don't understand that part. So because we know that his type is Asians and they are constantly hitting on him. So I basically heated like, you know, I was hiding my, you know, my flirting with this like innocent joke. Does make sense? No, you told him that if he was a drug, he should come to you. That is, you're, I mean, that's like very aggressive. But before I even dumb, I literally told you four sentences that I, okay, so let's do this again. I text him. He text me. Do you need me to send you better drugs for sleeping? Okay. I reply, if I was Asian and hitting on you, I would have answered, but you as a drug sent me you. Yeah, but like that other part about the if you were Asian doesn't even, it's irrelevant. Who means it's irrelevant? It's irrelevant. You've got to told him all he's going to see and read is that if you were a drug, you want him to come to you. That's it. And the part that Bob was like, I was like hiding it. So is it this not like a flirt? No. No, it was 100% flirting. He wasn't hitting at all. Well, I said if I was Asian, but I'm not Asian. Jesus Christ Elizabeth, you're asking my opinion and I'm telling you that I feel that that was flirting 100%. Okay. He replies. He replies and he says he's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. OMG. OMG exclamation mark. Best line ever exclamation mark. But he didn't flirt back or something. That's because you told him you want to be friends. This man is very, he has a lot of self control. I mean, yeah, but like it's a joke. So he should have a joke back. No. I mean, it's a joke, but it's a very much a flirting joke. Like if he jokes back, he's flirting with you. That's true. That's true. That's true. But it's also a stinking set like I think that he's a little bit stupid. So in a way, he said like what to reply, you know, like what do you reply to that kind of? Do you think all men are stupid? No, not necessarily. But I think that some man don't know how to text and I think that he's, you know, he's the one who is not a very good taxor. Like I think you are a bad taxor. I am. I'm surprised. How are you going to cut me off and say yes, all men are stupid. I'm surprised. I know. I mean, I, well, maybe my mats are still working a little bit. Why are you so annoyed? Why are you so annoyed today? I feel like my, I don't know, something is wrong with my mats. Maybe it's not like I feel annoyed, but I feel like a little bit less in peace than I usually feel. I hope that it's not showing that my mats are not like fully working. I hope not. I hope not too. What do you say gross what? It's definitely showing. She sounds so gentle. Oh, I know. Oh, I know. What the f***. You mean guys, I'm at the highest dose of my psychotics, but I'm not going anywhere from this. I'm on 15 milligrams of I believe I if I'm going to go up, it's going to be like I'm in fucking media and I'm not in media. I mean, I don't know. You just like f***ing went off on me because I didn't accept that your agent and f***ing statement was hiding your f***ing aggressive ass flu. Okay, gross. Do you agree with him? Do you also think that there was aggressive f***ing and I was aggressively flirting with the poor man? I mean, your definition of flirting is very funny, very weird. I totally agree with Uncle Fener. I don't know what the agent part is. Yeah, and that's what you do. I would have been so confused. He's into agents. So I said if I was Asian, but then like the way he replied, it doesn't mean he dismissed me and that I shouldn't have texted this. No, it didn't mean he dismissed you. He laughed. What do you want him to do? Well, you got you women are f***ing out of their minds, man. You women are crazy. You f***ing told him you just want to be friends.