BasedTV Presents: The 1st Annual Groyper Academy Awards

big fan of the show, big friend of the show. Shout out, dissidents, wigger pig, my IRL friend, love you so much. Big shout out, Chattacle, another IRL friend, love you so much. Shout out, Joe Campbell, Groyper. Shout out, Groype, you're an old friend of the show going all the way back to the Green Squad days. Shout out, everybody, we love you. We're fucking kissing you on your mouth, on your dick, wherever you want it. We're kissing you. That's true. Consentually, unconcentual as well. Yeah, no, we're sucking on it, dude. We don't give a fuck, dude. All right, Siggie, can you do me a huge favor? Yeah, I got you, bro. All right, can you post the awards and I'll repost them after this shit's done? Oh, that's a tall order, brother, but I got you. Bro, all right, that's a very good, that's a very good fist job, I feel like. Actually, yeah. I mean, that is a way of getting down, Gays me. Don't put it on me, dude. I'm going to do something, dude. He's got to do something. I can do it, dude. I get like a 10 likes. I can post it. All right. But no, I'll do it. It's cool, man. I have your number, so it might just be easier to have you do it. All right. Yeah. But text me the format, like how you want it, you know what I mean? Okay, yeah, just post, like you'll understand once I show you. Okay. Just post the first image, I guess the main post and then the replies of the post. Post the actual trophy. I'll make more sense once I send it. Yeah, yeah, because I was about to say, dude, this sounds like a bunch of nigger babble right now. I'm honestly angry at you. It just makes me feel so. Yeah, it'll make sense once you see it on your phone. No, well, you just sent me. I see it. I'm not done. Okay. So biggest gem post, or so I'm going to put this in the replies of the space. Put the picture of the trophy. The individual picture of the trophy. Put it in the replies of the post. It's the winner himself as the main post and then the replies post the trophy. Hold on a second. Yeah, you lost it. I can be lucky. Oh my fucking gosh, bro, I'm going to like. No, it's not that hard. You're just fish. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, you put the, you know, winner and then you put the trophy in the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you put the. Oh my gosh. All right, fish carry real quick. Oh, don't be just do it. Yeah, fish, you can do it. It's all in the wild. Wow, dude. Wow, dude. It'd be your own niggas sometimes. Sometimes it'd be your own niggas. All right. Hey, thank you. You wait, what? Fish. You see what I'm saying? Post the winner as opposed to trophy as the reply. Well, we, while we're doing this, I can say, discussing Groyper winner of the most gemmy award, 59 falling and 9.2 K followers. I mean, look at that ratio. Dude's doing very well for himself. And already satire news daily, Groyper updates. I mean, he just keeps on doing it one after another. That's the thing, bro. We fucking love discussing Groyper here at base TV. We really do, dude. That's hard, nigga. That's hard, nigga. All right. Yeah, fish. Just just capturing it as winner of biggest gem poster is discussing Groyper and then tag them as the caption. Oh, oh. But do I tag them in the poster in the comments for engagement purposes or maybe for engagement purposes, just put the tag in the replies. Yes, that's what I thought, but I was just making sure if you wanted it. Yeah, that might be a better idea. Dude, fish is our technician, dude. This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. I swear, dude, you got this job. I hope not. I hope not. You missed it. I hope not. You missed it. You missed it. I hope not. You missed it. I hope not. You missed it. He's doing it for base TV as far as recruiting young, hot, sexy, underage interns. You know what I mean? But he does a whole lot on the text side. Oh, yeah. Dude, he probably has a shit sucking his dick under the IT desk right now as we speak. Honestly, bro. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. Totally. Shut up. Shut up. Yo, basil. I don't know. You want it? I'll give it to you. Oh, right. I want the cash app award. Dude, the cash app award. Do the cash app award. The cash app award. That's how he's playing with that. All right, fish. What do you got for me? I'm coming. I'm coming. All right, he's coming. We're all coming. We're all coming. We're not. Fish. Do not come. We're all coming. We're all coming. Fish. We're all coming. Do not come. This is my awarding. Do not come. Alright, while he's dealing with this technical issue, I'm going to jump right into the second war which is now we have the biggest coal poster and the biggest yeah no no this was a tough this was tough because i got to say there's there's been a lot of dog shit coming out of there's been a lot of dog shit coming out of this community last year this was a heated category this was a heated we got the nominees were uh... cagget's top gal or i would have fuck you say is shitty name uh... we got gremald this woman propaganda and and toons i personally actually really close i personally voted for and to use just because he's brown and retarded um... i don't know if he's poor she he's not a round if you could intel by the name of the guy he's brown and retarded listen i mean yeah and to his is called but look it was like neck and neck but i think the account like the the polls showed in the academy agreed it belonged to no one no one other than cagget the fuck do you say cagget cagget cagget's top gal who knows it went to that it went to that because he sucks yeah he's all on the street where is he to accept his reward he's he's not here because he's he's in Mexico yeah exactly well okay yes so some stats about cagget's top gal uh... hard hit by the times that's just how life goes by well no one's ever had to take like that before all right two hundred and sixty three point eight followers uh... two hundred and fifty point eight fucking rebarged that's a fall in the guy and one subscription dude i don't even fucking follow the guy like that's the thing like all follow a lot of cold posters just because it's funny to ship this guy this guy this guy's i couldn't even justify it and i couldn't do this just pure rape like rape rape rape alright fish i put that shit in the group chat it was my so i posted a little uh... no that's that's pretty much what i wanted okay making sure let's go alright let me go to fish his page and once more thank you i was hoping to do this myself to engagement farm because i'm getting paid next week by this ghetto app or whatever that's fine i guess how takes an engagement for once not that i uh... everyone juice fish you don't just yeah juice juice the fish juice the fish the least use this post i don't really care about the rest is kind of cold this is like let me get a crumb of cloud please i'm i'm gonna get some of you please so man i'm a crumb yeah i had it a while ago but that was this next this next category was nominees for best researcher and look i will say this is one of the things that's actually improved is the researchers have gotten a way better than in the past well i have a lot more unemployed people who can research in the use to have if you think back like three four years or even three good nobody exactly that's what i'm saying and then now we have lq we've got esoteric shout out to you like to like it's that and even i think basil even basil fits into this category honestly like i i truly do you think like we've got some top-tier researchers like on our team these days um... yeah we're blessed it was this was a tough pick this was a really tough pick it was but the actual ending was a total blowout for shaggy do you check out shout out shout out to go shaggy look i will say the canis oens thing is kind of slap it was really funny to watch it was like bro like she had to be humiliated like that i'm sorry i'm sorry sweetie but i think i think that had to happen to like a certain degree well i think that well i would say the highlight of this year for esoteric shaggy was bringing to light that canis oens likes to eat snazzo eko shaggy made canis oens hotter shan yeah i can't lie don't we all do you think i can't eat clint masters this liquor pussy me 13 that's right it's time to listen to this hard-hitting research that esoteric shaggy is and does it shows you that canis oens really is not that much different than us yeah i do you know i mean we're all box teams we're all box teams here on base tv you know what i mean and this is this is just another way of saying my brother just another me you know what i mean or whatever she's literally me man she's literally me didn't instead of a ryan gaustling movie for what it's just a black woman you know she's literally me bro she's literally me hold on i'm putting the shit in the kitchen yeah shout out okey if you want to take speaker talk about your uh... nomination here in the scatigory feel free yeah we're letting winners come up to talk and give like a speed it or give up winners winners are not many i've had i've had like half of a juice force already so this thing is gone i've got to choose all right hold on i'm putting the shit in the group chat no it's so teric fuck dude i can't spell anymore esoteric esoteric the chick with all the tericards oh i hope i forgot to put the trophy in the thing well there we go fuck dude this fucking apps sucks there we go pervade this is based working yeah indeed by the day dude like i'm not not even as a joke bro like this this app is just gone it's going fuck i forgot to put these in the fucking jumbo dude your app is going your app is going your twitter experience is going honestly like i'm so fucking bond with this whole site became like a right wing echo chamber after october seven like it's just not fun anymore no bro it's fucking sucks dude i will say like i kind of appreciate it being so ghetto it does kind of make it a little more fun it's slightly endearing it is kind of endearing it's like lighting up a cigarette every time you open the app don't mention that to me dude i'm looking like one oh my goodness time for a piss i'd like one right now but i would cut out if i went outside right now i have to be next to my router for the space dude that's where i'm at i'm not i'm not venturing five feet from my fucking router dude i'm not doing it because everybody knows sickies got the legendary tech issues we're not doing that tonight all right dude our things appear in the jumbo yet oh wait i put it up that's magic so let me just stop putting it up there yeah yeah stop coming to jumbo okay cool yeah i've been putting it where then should i exit mine no no you're good you just keep doing what you're doing fish fish fish fish scary all right now this category next category was rising star and there's a lot of accounts i know that blew up this year to be fair so there actually was a lot of people to nominate but i'll tell you one that did mine uh-huh yeah i'd say you got fucking the nominees were frosty the grouper gio indy and golem and i'm glad that golem didn't win because he's a spurgy faggot who blocked me for like no reason then let's kill him we should kill him dude yeah let's do that let's schedule that for next week uh let's do that but it it was a total blowout for frosty and i kind of have to agree frosty cracks me up i know siggy wanted geo to win yeah i really do that i wanted fun geo geos the logical choice like this this is not fair this is why democracy is a fucking failure yeah we let the viewers decide like fuck everybody know rape everybody know it's geo yeah come we think these awards well i mean like what what i did how this works is like you sort of pull everyone and then if you sort of like agree with it then you just kind of go with it i kind of like frosty though because look he blew up he had like a thousand followers like a month ago he's at like 4.5 k now or some shit he does pretty good research i'm gonna make sure he won't expose the story on howling mutant fucking in indian chick from that mistaken so i mean that's that's worth something so yeah i'm i'm gonna give that to frosty dude good job frosty can i can i be honest yeah go ahead like i see i really do feel like frosty kind of belongs more solidly in the researcher category than he does in the rising but but i don't know man i don't know joint mage 2026 and accumulating a following of 4.3 k followers is pretty impressive yeah i mean you know what George fuck you dude fuck you that's crazy that's what i have to say well i'm going to drive my car into a pole now uh i'll probably do that after this is done i've been craving this dude based tv we're going on almost what one year is a company and all i've ever wanted out of this company was for George crash scar to pull and die so we're getting somewhere dude that's crazy it's it's not personal it's mainly because we can't afford his 85k a year salary plus benefits like i kind of just want this thing to get wrapped around the pole you know what i mean dude i'm i trailer is fucking chrome baby i'm shit i fucking dude my retro fitted retard bus is fucking chrome baby