Dipshit of the WeekRoasting Thirsty, Lying MFSThe Conservative Hour

Welcome everybody to the conservative hour where the truth gets loud and dipshits get named. Today we're going to give Rage and Rigo a reality check or a quick hit. Your choice champ, bro, you played yourself so hard you should be getting a residual check. You're a weak, thirsty, middle-aged phony chasing clout like it's the last drop of water in the desert. Nothing about you as authentic. You're reek of desperation so strong it should come with its own warning label. You're missing the one thing that actually matters, talent. We get it, you're jealous, green really is your color, it matches the envy and lack of original thoughts. Every time you open your mouth it's like watching a guy try to start a fire with wet matches and pure delusion. The only thing you're raging about is how nobody's buying the act. You've got the energy of a guy who thinks posting will somehow invent personality, spoiler, it won't. You'll get famous but until then get back to your fucking shine box. So good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Conservative Hour. My brother Chris, how are you doing today? And who is your dipshit a week or are you waiting? This is dipshit a week and there's some people that really need to be called out. How you doing, brother? I'm doing good. It's one of those days. I knew you were in a mood when I heard the music choice. I was like damn. Yeah, I mean, I don't know the recent drama but I do know that people are purposely trying to run spaces during ours just for some reason to think that it's going to break us up. And here's the deal guys. I'm going to be straight honest with you for anyone that thinks Nathan and I are here to chase Cloud. It's ridiculous. We don't get paid for this. We run spaces and people show up and we try to have good conversations. And if you want to be here, we appreciate it. Obviously it's nice when it grows because then more people can have a conversation. I could care less. I don't get paid to do this. I'm not a paid chill. I'm not a false prophet. What else Nathan? We're not paid by the Democrat party. I have heard it all at this point. So I don't care. I do this. I have my own money and I'm doing pretty okay in life. So I don't need Xbox. So if you think you're going to hurt us by running spaces opposite, what I do would do you do you and if people will show up to our spaces if they want and they can go to your space, I really don't care. And hopefully most of people that come to our space and join it. We had a pretty fun space yesterday. And I thought I'm going to say on that note and we can get into more dipshits here in a little bit. Miss Lauren, how are you doing? I saw you were trying to start fires this morning. I woke up. Well, actually no. I didn't even wake up. I got to that's the problem. I woke nights and I slept for a couple hours. I'm pretty tired. But I don't know about any of these people. So I choney, that was like before I saw I get paid $10,000 a fucking week. I got a dip shit too. I'm sorry. I interrupted you. I don't know if it's going to be good for you. Hold up. You're the dipshits. You're my dipshits. You're out of town. And a lot of people know my fucking dipshit, but I don't care today. Are you really just cutting me out? I don't fucking care. Go ahead Lauren. He needs you to. No, I really just didn't have anything to add, but like the fuck Chris, I'll say my dipshit later. I got to think about it. Go ahead. I'm going to let Chris go because he's really amped up the dipshit. Yeah, whoa. Go ahead. It's a normal day for me. No, I want to hear Nathan's. Because Nathan kind of got me excited and then I'll do mine later. The real issue is this I don't give a shit what you say about me. Dude, this doesn't define me. Man, I'm 51 years old. I'm married to the woman of my dreams. My life is fantastic. Did you already name your dipshit? Oh, yes. Oh, dude, yeah, you missed all of it. You're going to have not readin that again. I had to control myself, damn it, because there's a lot more I wanted to say. It isn't that. This is the thing. And I'll just go through this real quick. For three years, we've had two people who have been trying to fuck with our space. One of them, Steven Bader, you already know who this dipshit is. He's blocked a bunch of y'all and he doesn't even know you. This is the problem with all of them. They're losers. You block my wife. Dude, my wife doesn't know who Steven Bader is or Rico. He couldn't give two shits about you people. Is his last name really Bader? I don't know. But he's another. He's another. All of these people is they're chasing, I guess, social media fame. And I guess they think that they're somehow going to get that by standing on my back, motherfucker, not today or ever. That's stupid. Prince made this clear. We're not listening. I'm not monetized. I would listen. If you want to send me a dollar or two, I'll take it. I'll probably buy some super something with it or a burger or I'll give you the care. 500 can down that for Lauren is a real thing. Oh, that's different. That is a real thing. But just laugh. That's different. No, we want to get paid from that. But that's because Lauren is special. We got to make sure whoever it is to get her at least pays us. Don't care if they love her. We just want the money. This kid is a lot. Oh, I shouldn't even. That's me with you. But it's just that for three years, like, beta, they would start spaces when we would start spaces. We used to do spaces at night. We did spaces every day of the week to get away from these people. And they would keep following us and they would do spaces about us. Listen, if you were doing a space about me, you're a fucking loser. Not that important. But they would do spaces. And then after we smack them around because we've done these spaces before where I called them a unit because he has no balls. He's not blocked. He would never come into the space because he's a pussy. We know this. But the reason why he went to clubhouse was because we kept kicking a shit out of him and exposing him for the loser that he is. He's one of these group chat, you know, guys that wants to go around whispering to each other's ears, talking shit about people. Like in this one space, he said something about like, I flirt with women in front of my wife, which was hilarious because yeah, that fucking happens. I would not be here and neither would what's below my waist because she would have took it. I mean, seriously, it's just the stupidity of these people. But it's also this is a fun thing that Chris and I do. This isn't about money. This is about getting people to talk, have good conversations and hopefully laugh. But so many people are so stuck in their own main character, bullshit dude. I ain't no main character dude. I'm Nathan Bailey. I do not hide. That picture is me. Those muscles are real. Those miles are real. That's simple. So anybody else, if you have any other questions, I can get to them. But I would prefer to hear everybody else's dipshit. I know Heather has something to say. So I'm going to go to Heather first and then we will get the show on the road. How are you doing, Heather? Hey, hey, hey, good afternoon, everyone. So Nathan, I have to concur you named the head dipshit, not just of the week, but of a fucking lifetime. I mean, is there anybody who has a more self overbloded personal view of themselves than that shitty little asshole? He's been. I might have a guy that is more overblown about himself, but go ahead. I'm sorry. You know, I had a good thing going there, Chris. What the fuck? What the fuck? Yeah, you are like, you're about to get dropped, Chris. That's okay. You might need to be told to be gay. I don't care. I don't care. I might have to rewind up about this. No worries. He's a thing. She's not with him. Other people have dealt with him who does spaces. He tried to, in his words, control the spaces and who would go to spaces. I mean, seriously, what kind of fucking loser has those types of delusional things? Dude, you can't control anything. But a lot of it is because when people make you feel like I guess you're an influencer or you're somebody important, some of these people take this shit seriously, they really believe that people listen to them. I'm saying this. You're listening to me about anything other than exercise. That's the one you don't listen to me. There's a bunch of other smarter people. I'd listen to beach or some of these other people. Don't be listening to me. I'm not up here trying to sell you on anything. Man, except for give a shit about your fucking country. And if you think that there's something wrong and fucking do something about it, go ahead, Heather, back to you. So one of the things that I've tried to practice throughout my time in spaces is not talking about people who aren't there to defend themselves. I kind of, maybe I'm a little too prideful, but I kind of believe I'm a very fair person and I tried to give everyone a fair shake. The reason why I'm so willing to sit here and do this right now is because that man and his friends, many, many friends, for nearly three years, not quite, nearly three years have drug my name through the absolute shit. And I'm sick of it. There comes a point where someone like me hits a wall and when they come out, they come out swinging as hard as they can. I'm at that point. I've lost my shit in a few spaces, not proud of it, but I have literally been hounded for years by some of these motherfuckers. They run my name into the ground, land of illusion down there. She also has been run into the ground by some of these bastards. These large accounts turn your fucking notifications off for them. They suck. They think there's something more than they are. They try to pretend they don't take stinky shits every day. That is exactly who they are though. There's stinky shits who try to ruin the reputations and lives of anyone who doesn't jump to the beat of their tune. I don't fucking jump to nobody's tune. I'll walk away because I got real world shit. I got a fight. And that's way more important than those. Forgive me, prick dogs. I can't help it. Sometimes I start making up bad words. I have better things to do with my time. With my wife, I come here to laugh. I am a bored housewife. My husband works long hours. I come here to hang out and laugh. I have good intellectual conversations and sometimes just let loose and chill out for an evening. It's this place. It's not that important, but it could be. It really could be. This place could be somewhere where people come together, almost like a university or a college campus. You've got ideas from around the world. There's so many opportunities that people like that want to control the narrative. They want to control your minds. They want to control your friendships. They want to control how people see them. But here's the thing. A lot of us have been on here at this point long enough that we've seen it. Many of us have been there victims. It's not just me and Land of Illusion down here. Smitty, my other host on my team. Smitty. A fucking rego told him just a few months back. He wanted to reach out and break his neck. I'm not even kidding. I'm in a big ass space. He literally said that. But do you know what that big ass space was about? Stephen came into that space. Guess why? Stephen who? He's a better. Yeah. Oh, winky wank. He came in there. Guess why? To apologize to me or how he had treated me two and a half years ago. And so that I would confirm his story. And I did. I did confirm his story. But I also pointed out what a bunch of shitbirds they all are. I don't want nothing to do with it. They keep crawling up in our spaces like their friends or something. You're not my friend. You sit at the table of my enemy and make no mistake. People like them. And there's more than just those two. I promise way more than just those two. People like that. If you sit at that table, I can never trust you. You are my enemy. You have proven time and time again that you will sit in a room and listen to them tear me down and not want stand up and say, that's our friend. Maybe we shouldn't talk about her like this. That is what I don't understand about so many of you. I'm a firm believer in pulling punches, especially with people you care about. If you're having a bad day, don't go take it out on the people you love. You don't have to go out on a fucking enemy or somebody you don't like or stranger for that matter. Don't abuse the people who care about you. Don't abuse the people who have supported you and talked kindly about you many times to your back. You treat people with respect and dignity. And that's how I function. I don't go after people. I don't do this. This is the most unnormal abnormal thing I've ever done. This is so far out of my character. I don't fucking care. They wanted it. Here it is. You challenged me time and time and time and time and time. Again, here I am. And now say what I got to say. Sorry. I'll stop now. I hope it wasn't too much or too intense. No such thing. Brother Chris. Yeah, I don't know guys. I'm not going to give people this much air time. I feel free to do whatever you want. Obviously if you need to vent, that's fine. That's what the space is for. But I'm not going to give those people air time. I've actually been on their spaces and contributed when they've had topics about California or something. And I've got along with them. Honestly, don't know why they keep coming after our space. I have my theories. That's some of our political views in here. They obviously like to lean wood way. And that's the thing. I hope you guys appreciate that we're actually a pretty balanced space. I mean, we have balance between our co-hosts. All three of us probably see things differently politically. But that's the point is to show that people that are lean-right. Can have different opinions on things and still have good conversations. And even have some good arguments. We have some whoppers in here. And it is what it is. I'm not here to babysit. I got yelled at about something yesterday.