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阿卜杜拉·穆罕默德被点名拟任参议院情报委员会成员,主播借此调侃中东裔姓名统计,并聊起点外卖和撕卡包的日常消费。
- 主播称一位名叫阿卜杜拉·穆罕默德的人是"圣战分子""激进左派""穆斯林兄弟会成员",并讽刺性地提议把他安排进参议院情报委员会
- 主播声称凭经验判断中东裔姓名时猜"穆罕默德"约65%准确,并和直播间观众互动验证
- 话题转向消费习惯,讨论一次撕多盒卡包如同"一口气吃掉整个蛋糕"
- 众人聊到Uber Eats开销,有人 lifetime 花费达六位数,并吐槽账户出现凌晨点四块糖饼干、七块派等异常订单
- Uber Eats 已把年度/月度消费统计入口移走,主播打算直接问自己的 AI 助手查支出
- 顺带提到2025年 Uber Black 花费未破万,并感慨2024年末是本轮加密行情最好的起点,2025、2026年表现也不错
建议:与其靠猜名字判断人,不如查一查自己的外卖账单——顺便把那个凌晨点七块派的账户密码改掉。
Transcript
And then today a guy sends me something his name is actually Abdullah
Abdullah it's Abdullah Papa Papa Muhammad I'll say it so his middle name is
Muhammad so I was right almost. By the way how about that guy he's a
jihadist he's a radical left person he hates our country he's a member of the
Muslim brotherhood about putting him on the Senate Intelligence Committee.
All right let's go who wants to be president everybody who wants to be
Muhammad what about you Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad everybody's face you
know if you're in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East you say
Muhammad yet about a 65% yes hello Muhammad I've done it for years now I've
never been wrong there's your president that's your boy what's up everybody
happy Saturday happy Saturday what's up ladies gentlemen happy Saturday brother
what's up what's up what's up you mean you know that actually means that
statistically 65% of the stage their name in real life is Muhammad you think
about it so which one of you is it let's let's stop playing games here it's me
no oh nice nice to meet you Muhammad I'm also Muhammad what's up everybody
happy Saturday are we doing today great day everybody having a nice day today
yeah it's a great day to rip another box anybody ripping some pack today
absolutely I have a box full box is this morning ribo box today no packs will be
ripped still see like a stick right you just head over to the box and grab one
out quick little sick grab one out grab the whole box up no you can't rip a
whole box in one sitting that's that's that's kind of a you eat a whole cake
kind of I rip four in a row four boxes yeah four boxes yeah yeah yeah for breakfast
yeah and then you and then look around at the aftermath and realize what you've
done it was the same way with the cakes and the cookies that shield kept ordering
and yeah every five minutes Uber Eats we might as well just open up a restaurant
at this point the amount of Uber Eats I actually do want to know the not is
there a way we can see the total amount you spent on Uber actually I can find
out I'll just ask my yeah I could look you just go in your history I don't
want to know that number though it'll tell you straight up yeah my lifetime
spend six figures on Uber you guys are better than a league club where do you go
where do you see it I deserve I need a trophy or something where do you see just
on your profile I'm on the app on the app let me see I have a look at my
while my profile won't you Muhammad Menzel my name on Uber so where do I go now
account settings wait yeah somewhere in there bro profile oh wow there's like
an activity feed hmm down bro they might have removed it how was how was your
reason order what the heck to somebody ordered seven pieces of pie on my
account what the heck to someone wants to hack my my Uber Eats account someone
ordered seven pieces of pie to my front door the other night what the heck dude
what the heck look at this four sugar cookies at two in the morning what the
heck what kind of criminal what kind of criminal do you you see as you bow or
no no I can't find it they probably used to move that shit yeah yeah they don't
want you to know you know what I mean I used to look at it like it was an
airdrop coming my way they don't want you they don't want you to see they don't
want you to be disgusted you know I guess yeah it makes sense maybe under
balance no it used to be under wallet I'm under wallet now yeah it's not
there anymore it's not used to have your like monthly and you're you're yearly
but they'll bring it back I'm just gonna go ask my AI they'll bring it back
after the holidays see I mean you could screen record your order history I
mean I'll just I mean oh my god I'm just gonna go look at my school
to activate I know I know how much that I spent on Uber in what 2025 yeah see
last year if you connect your card to it no I'm just going to ask my AI because
my AI's hooked up for my spending now using credits G7 rooftop $145 oh my
god did I spent dude yeah yeah do you want to know how much I spent on Uber
eats I mean I could guess is this like a month or a year this is the 2025
okay well 2025 with your I don't know it's like 50 bands minimum a little bit
more yeah but 2025 yeah no but I was over I mean there was a time where we
would Uber black to a black to Uber black no no that's that's eats that's
eats it's not dry it's just Uber bro no no no no no I asked my
I asked my dad has all my asking about the Uber blacks yeah I got them I got
them I got them oh yeah I didn't break 10 on the Uber Black so I didn't
break 10 yeah cuz I I mean I was always I was hitting a lot of those but yeah
I mean I was on the yeah yeah yeah I mean pretty good year 2025 was a good
year man I didn't leave the house you couldn't it was a great year I couldn't
know it really wasn't actually it was good for us but for crypto no I wasn't
2024 2025 2026 has been great the ending of 2024 was the best glimpse of any
crypto pump we've ever seen 2025 and 2026 for crypto have not been it has not been
good for crypto the past several years in fact I would even go I would even argue
that this has been the worst that crypto has been in performance wise in a long
time I mean if you bought Doge in 2021 you're down like 90% still to this day
so and then there's a lot of other coins too now Bitcoin and some others are are
good to own and those have performed but in terms of actual market we have not
seen a God candle since 2024 not to mention not only has crypto not gone up here's
what else has happened we had the Iran war we had Jeffrey Epstein we had the
tariffs we had the AI boom come along let's not forget about that I mean how
much of spending towards crypto went to AI how many potential gains like
diverted to the AI industry yes but then but what about the quality of life
since AI came about like has that improved so so much that like my quality of life yeah just in general
like general quality of life my life has not changed my life has not changed since like we started using
AI I mean timing is coincidental but the AI had nothing to do with our come up we came up before
that shit but things definitely changed yeah but but we'll such such as what what do you think I
don't know just a lot of things are automated now like you spend less time on the tedious things
and like the repetitive small little things that you just used to have to spend a lot of time
you know that's incredible yeah for you to just take on you could just take a whole you know
dude back in the day you had to know dude I actually had a class in college that I had to take
for three semesters on how to use Excel yeah you used to be so good at Excel I remember
us yeah spreadsheets we would be screen sharing and I'm like trying to like beat the dog shit
out of a spreadsheet like tracking things and barks like use the shortcut the formula dude I knew all
the fucking formula and I knew bro it was just days until that shit was phased that's probably
just struggling through it but yeah you did have a short you did have the short you never use that
shit since no no no no see that's the thing I don't even know why somebody tweeted today would
should you go to college should they go to college no I mean why would you go to college genuinely
unless you're going to have fun okay if you're going to join a fraternity and have a
sorority and have fun and just party okay I respect that for your networking event yeah yeah a lot of
networking yeah yeah networking about as the Cornell sub about the networking events yeah because
because nothing nothing that you would learn today look at me I mean I just graduated I mean
I graduate I'll not monk I graduated in 2020 2020 during COVID so I graduated six years ago I
mean 90% of the shit that I learned at that time is irrelevant I don't need to know Excel a lot of
those business things that I was learning about internet and social media I mean all that information's
outdated you know so in a way things are moving too fast for like AI is moving things too fast for
anything in the in the present to really be very relevant for long things lose relevance very quickly
versus back in the day if you had a cool the cool game or a cool moment or cool like video remember
gangnam style I mean that shit trended for literally like two years straight
yeah gangnam style trended for two remember key and peel I mean these video this shit used to trend
for months but but there's no denying that AI took away from crypto it took away AI took the processing
power away AI took the a lot of the builders the Ralph Halls of the world is it really so bad we
lost them all right AI took a lot of smart people AI took a lot of compute people have dedicated
I remember watching videos of people building like dedicating entire mountains to building Bitcoin
minds they would literally go into the mountain in Greenland and dig this giant warehouse to put
Bitcoin minds it and you're just seeing the infrastructure move to AI and you know AI is the new
cool kid right it's the cool kid in school and crypto is no longer the cool kid crypto is kind of
the weird kid with the duffle bag like what's in the duffle bag why is he why is the crypto kid
fucking weird the crypto kids in the back of the class drawing weird drawings on paper he's gripping
the pencil with his whole fist like the crypto kid is weird now the crypto kid is not the cool kid in
the classroom anymore the the crypto kid is chewing on his sleeve of his sweater in the back of the
room so something has shifted a lot in the past three years have been a lot I don't want to say
past three years I would say since Trump's since Trump got into office 2025 until this moment
it's been kind of the crypto industry has been very me you know now those little dogs are an
outlier we we've branched so far outside of what mainstream crypto culture really is and I know
the king fuzz of the world try to bring us back in and king fuzz like king fuzz said hey come
meet this guy you know I'm gonna enter