UnVault: Beta, Rewards & What Comes Next 👀

But we know what it is and and and please you know, it's one of those things we're like I mean, I'm excited about it But I don't want everybody to be you know guessing and conjecturing like They're gonna give us all a mansion. No, we don't have that kind of sway right now We don't but We think it's something cool. I'm not gonna tell you today I know everybody thinks that I'm gonna drop the offer because I'm always given too much information I'm not giving this information and in fact You know and people said that on the timeline by the way They were like can't wait till Tuesday till Aaron spills the beach. Oh, ho ho ho ho ho yourself Mr. and Mrs because there are some things that I definitely do not spill the beans about Exhibit a your honor. I have never released the exact numbers of the allocations For the bugs mint. I've told everybody that Speaking of which Okay, I have to give credit where credit's due there is a really really oh Wait, wait, wait, wait, please share the space Okay There's 185 you I really appreciate that. That's awesome. Please share the space You can share it from the little purple pill down below and for those of you who don't see the purple pill down below I put it up into what we call the carousel Unvolved share by unvolved And Streny Mouko gofer. I see you. I'll let you have an adjustment after my monologue It's a bit like a late night TV show, you know Jimmy Kimmel comes out he tells jokes and listen whether you like Jimmy Kimmel or not. He's still coming out and telling jokes One of one of my buddies is I don't know if he's the head writer, but he's like a big old writer. He's always going to The he's always winning an Emmy He actually was the dude that performed at ape fest last year that I brought along that was a tough That was a tough gig. He did a great job Jesse Joyce. I love that guy Looks like Frankenstein, but you know we all look like something He he makes fun of me all the time so I can make fun of him even though He was not here, but y'all tell him I'll say a room full of about 200 people I said that Jesse Joyce looks like Frankenstein and he probably be like I do Anyway What was my what was my point Oh The space please that was my point. This is my my little monologue and then I'll All that she up Okay, that was that was the point, but Somebody has created a site and I am not Here's the thing right I really like this person This was almost the post On Saturday, you know each day I try to put up a at least one post It's me putting it up You you can you can if you want to pretend like it's an intern character you can't but it's me Sorry to break the illusion and each day I say okay. What is what is the most important thing that we have to talk about today You know and then I put it up and there was one thing on Saturday where I was like this is so cool We've had a we've had a least two people I know that have put out um Unvolved things right and we and we appreciate that Um, I don't know who started the unvolved turkey group. I think they um message earnest and it's funny because I we seem to be very popular in turkey And I wish I knew how to say thank you in turkish Because I would say thank you in turkish. I appreciate all of our Turkish brothers and sisters here I used to have a neighbor from turkey, but I lived in New York. She was very nice She had a nice dog Anyway, um, but but the person said can we start a An unvolved turkey group and I was like well, I didn't say it Ernest I think was like yeah, that's great So thank you to our Turkish brothers and sisters. We appreciate that And then somebody else who I don't know maybe they're turkish too. I don't know. I don't think they are though They started a page There's really cool page that is is giving What they say and I'm sorry from saying this wrong giving what they think are the odds of you being able to mint a bug Based on what collections you're holding from our partners and I have to say I really like it um I also have to say don't click any links because the problem is now even even though I I said it now So I'm just gonna be like oh here it is fake link dot fake link dot drain you I didn't put the link up because even though I like this person very much. I don't know I don't have the technical skills to be like oh this is um Completely fine. I mean there was there was nothing to attach a wallet to but how do I know the 10 minutes later? There won't be and if you're the person that put it up, please don't be offended. I don't trust anybody But I but I like you They're one of our beta testers um So anyway if you see So now if if you see uh any link To upset like this do not click it Because now for for certain some bad actor is gonna like clip me saying this and be like here's the link Practice wallet safety did I tell you guys that I was invited to speak on a show uh I think was last week very very nice people But they sent me a link to like a google meet like live streaming platform that I didn't know And also like why I kind of know them. I don't 100% know them And I was like no, I have to give you a link because people get scanned like that all the time Oh, we really like you. Will you please talk on our show? Oh yeah, right you're playing the maigo Right and people have gotten hacked like that. We're like oh, yes, I would I would love To be interviewed for the New York Times. I'm so special the New York Times is definitely contacting me And then they're like oh uh the google meet link isn't working. Can you please go to scam link dot scam link dot scam And bro. Oh, yeah, well here for the New York Times of course I got And then you get scammed you get like you know malware and they They steal your fingerprints and your eyeballs and you know all that kind of stuff so just be careful Point is don't click any links unless they're coming In terms of on vault don't click anything that says on vault unless it's coming from the unvolved Uh, you know Profile Okay, all right a hundred messages so far. Well, thanks everybody So once again, oh 2021 people hi everyone So here's what we're gonna go over today We're gonna go over uh what the initial beta is gonna be we're gonna go over next steps. We're gonna go. I'm going to Um tease you about information about the box over awards which by the way it's we're not sending anybody a box or an NFC with a box okay So you can you can scratch that off of your Your thing Okay, that's not that's not what we're doing in fact I changed one of the messages. I I changed the um The the post for the space because it you know almost inferred that like people are gonna get dropped boxes. That's not We're not doing that digitally or in real life There's not gonna be like a helicopter flying over your house dropping you a box. We don't know where you live anyway And there's not gonna be a digital box with a secret reward and everything it's it's you know It's just kind of here you go. Thanks a lot Feel free to speculate. I'm not gonna tell you whether or not you have it right All this be you know what if you get it like if you come up here and you're like I know what it is And you're wrong and they'd be like interesting If you're right, I'm gonna be like interesting I'm not gonna tell anybody anything Um with the uh the beta No, I have to say by the way I want you all to understand that um For a good portion of the beta we tried to randomize it You know, it wasn't like we looked at your profile and went this guy's a dick You know, we didn't do that. I don't remember the thing about anybody I was just like oh everybody seems really cool There were some people that were like I bring massive dev skills and we're like oh that's interesting Okay, and there are some people who are like I am an excellent community member been here since 2001 Like what? And then they're just people who are like I'm excited about on vault and honestly we tried to mix it up Because you know every group is important so some people it was it was just really random Um, there were a lot of people who had looked and was like nah I was just like oh quick it like a random thing In fact, um, I ended up going back the very first person that responded I invited them because they were the very first person that responded Didn't say first they you know They said oh, you know, here's why I like to be so great Now um by the way um if you did respond and and let me repeat the criteria here all right um You You reposted You basically quote posted uh The spaces from last week and there was one other uh Post that you could have done it on and you tagged us and you um You just said why you wanted to be a bit of tester Those were the three very complicated Rules okay If you did that then my team my excellent uh, you know my team I said my team earnest me Uh, jennell jed They went through and I went through every comment jennell picked like I think make maybe uh 20 percent I picked like 80 But we went through every comment Now if you did those three things you should have received a dm from us in the last 24 hours I forgot what I said exactly but it's basically like hey thanks a lot. We're really sorry You didn't get picked but we still appreciate you and we need your wallet address and your email address and and and guys Listen, I shouldn't even say this because if you just send us these things randomly I will personally block you forever Don't be a jerk okay You know, I got I don't like cheaters All right just next time next time pay attention and do the thing okay, that's all But you should have received a dm if you haven't received a dm Um, it's just because we're getting rate limited because we're Following so many people and DMing so many people as so we literally have to take breaks X is like you're working too hard on fault You need to you need to relax a little bit sit down have a lemonade And so you know if it was it was based on our effort we'd be done already It's based on um Me clicking the uh the follow button and it reverts to follow back right away in a mic But I just press the follow button and it's like well fuck you you're pressing that too many times Oh, I get it okay, we have to wait so probably by the end of today in fact Between jenn jennel the taking shifts to make sure that we don't um overheat x You know like so x isn't like what do you guys doing? So by the end of today everybody who legitimately Responded will get a A dm now if you just simply dm does and you were like beta tester You're you're not getting that response even if you just Like dm does and we're very nice about it. You're not And i'm sorry at some point you got to follow the rules, okay? Doesn't mean that we don't like you Just means that we're gonna reward the people that asked did what we asked them to do And you can totally be part of that group next time though. There's always going to be opportunities here okay And you also should be getting to follow back You know because we appreciate you in your efforts So again, thank you everybody Um, I want to go over oh there's earnest okay I want to go over uh The beta And then all the other stuff and let me give earnest a Invite co-host here Good morning earnest Good morning Aaron sorry. I was late. I was I was needy been another project and I Lost right by time another project well uh Another project for involve. Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about No, no this this morning has just been an absolute clusterfuck of And with a clusterfuck I don't mean bad things. I just mean That you're gonna you're gonna back pedal with clusterfucks and explain how a clusterfuck doesn't mean clusterfuck I don't see this one. Go ahead. Go ahead. No, what I meant was that there are so many things going on at the same time That's been incredibly busy morning Yes, sir. Is that not is that true? All right, that's true. I wouldn't characterize it as a clusterfuck by any means. No, but I'm all listen I'm also solo parenting this morning and so like I had the Well, it's fine. I mean, you know, but my wife does it for me You know, you can parent like my dad did just Chain us to a radio. Yeah, I could do that um But I mean like I gotta feed the cat and the dog. I'm gonna make sure I'm glad you didn't do that I have to make sure that all the animals are happy. I have to make sure that The kids were at school they had their lunch and then I've got to come back And then there was a meeting I didn't see on the schedule. There was a meet like I got I got notified this morning Of a meeting that I think happened two years ago But it said today's date on it and I was like I don't know I want that person in a while And and it and it's what got home and I look for that meeting and it wasn't there But another meeting that I did not get a notification for was there and I'm like off fuck So I had that meeting and that you know, it's just like so again. There was nothing bad that happened It's just a lot of stuff. I started the space uh 30 seconds late I know no I bet you a bunch of people dropped off we would have had we would have had 200 comments by now We only have 134 oh yeah 30 seconds. That's that's all about But I'm over that but you know what I was doing I was messaging our excellent dev team trying to see what was going on with the beta And then I looked up it had been 1059 And that was 1101 I was like what have I done