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before they see XRP flip BTC.
Bitcoin Maxis would rather watch reruns of the golden girls than have to watch XRP flip Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Maxis would rather live every day like it's Monday before they see XRP flip BTC.
XRP Bitcoin Maxis would would rather discover for the first time what two girls one cup is then have to watch XRP flip BTC.
All right. And while it's being up here last later.
Oh boy. You're cutting out on us, too.
Or is it me? I think tooth is gone with the wind there. Bitcoin Maxis would rather live somewhere or go camping forever.
They would rather go clamp. They would book a camping trip forever. No service. Nothing before they see XRP flip BTC.
They would literally just go camping. They would go fishing every day or day long. They would stay fishing. Yeah. Now we hear you.
Can you hear me?
Bitcoin Maxis would rather go camping on a mountain called broke back. Then have to watch XRP flip BTC.
Okay. Okay. That's too far. Leave it to me.
Yeah, we want to see your best XRP. You know, I mean, you know, Bitcoin Maxi joke on the comment section.
We would like to see your best one in the comment section here. We're going to get this trend in all over the timeline.
It's going to trend on the side of the X, you know, like this whole thing is going to start trending, guys.
Don't use the ones I've been saying. Okay. You got to use better. You can use like even the FB ones, but I mean, yeah.
Be creative. You have creative. Be immune. Yeah. Like like Bitcoin Maxis would rather keep your whole peanut butter jar and have to go to the hospital.
And have to see X, the BTC. Okay. Don't use that one. Don't use that one, guys. You got to be more professional and more.
Unvulver. Okay.
From Pete, Bitcoin. What's up, big?
Bitcoin Maxis, rather wear a COVID mask than the CXRP. They rather get the COVID shot.
Yeah. Bitcoin Maxis would rather schedule daily COVID jobs.
Daily COVID.
Got it.
Bitcoin Maxis, rather get booster shots than watch XRP flip.
Daily booster shots daily booster shots.
Oh boy, oh boy, that's that one is a good one. That one is a good one.
That's a good one. Holy.
Doc Amish, we want to hear a joke, Doc Amish. Doc Amish wants to play somebody cards. Doc Amish in the building.
Bitcoin Maxis rather go on the day with Elizabeth Warren than watch XRP flip big coin.
Yeah.
Oh my hunter.
Holy shit, guys.
Daily.
Daily so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Yeah, so many ones. There's like there.
I got a letter. I got a letter. I got a plethora of them coming to my head.
I don't know where it's direction to go with them. It's like, okay, no, that's too crazy.
Nope. That's this one's not good enough.
Dude, welcome to XRP flip.com.com.com.
Max in case today, literally today is the day where XRP flip Bitcoin X, well, the people in the future are going to know.
I think this for sure, you know, listen into the space.
We're going to confuse the shit out of everyone.
Yeah, they're just for the record.
A mystery today on September 29, 2026 XRP flip Bitcoin.
Holy fuck.
Holy like it.
2026.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We're fucking we're lit right now. XRP has just flipped BTC.
Guys, this is breaking news.
Like, retweet the space.
Like, retweet the entire holy shit.
We have 1,230 people listening in.
This is for the people in the future.
Today we're breaking records XRP flips Bitcoin or break in space records.
We're breaking every record. There is the break.
It's all happening live in direct with your beauty records, just so we can break them.
Yeah, literally we set records to break them and then we make them again.
It's like over we do.
Like, we're flipping our own records.
Like, just think about that for a second.
Where do we go from here now, dude?
After we flipped everything, what happens after?
Are we still going to be here when XRP flip BTC?
Which is where we go from here?
Yeah, like now XRP flip BTC.
What do we do?
We party like it's 2020.
Bix.
Wait, so we just keep parting?
Like, okay, genuinely speaking.
XRP just flips BTC.
What's next?
What's next?
Here we go.
Go like this, you go.
Pump, pump the jam while your feet are pumping and your body is rocking.
Get your booty on the dance.
Big body.
And a place to stay.
Get your booty on the dance.
Big body.
Big body, big body, big body.
Big body, big body, big body.
like genuinely speaking to like what what what's next okay we okay it's here
XRP flip BTC we're here what happens next like what like what are we doing
next what's the next what's the next goal
the next thing you do is you go pump pump it up pump the jam why you feed
our pump it hey did you ever hear about
chip here about you know the guy who invented the hokey the hokey
pokey you know the hokey pokey is no I've no
too too okay well the hokey pokey is a song that I don't know where it came
it goes put your right leg in you put your right leg you know you put you
know and he do take it all about you know that song
well they had the guy who invented the hokey pokey he died the other day
and they said that they had problems because they were trying to bury him
and every time they put the his right leg in he would put his right leg came
out and everybody's the left leg he's the left
leg is the one sounds like a flip flopper yeah yeah a flip flop
probably wearing he wasn't wearing sneakers he was definitely wearing flip flops
yeah you know it's like it's like Bitcoin like Bitcoin is like a horse
but like the horse only goes so fast it like has a maximum speed
so they're like okay what do we do oh let's put roller plates on the horse
maybe it'll go faster oh let's yeah let let let let's put a skateboard on it
maybe it can ride a bicycle you know like skateboarding donkey skateboarding donkey
no like you know what I mean like these are just like the different edition they tried with
Bitcoin to make it faster but it just that's it it's it can only go so fast might do it like you
can't go put in anything on the horse to make the horse go faster you know I mean
lips BTC they're just gonna fall porn to BSV says I'm gonna say I have a feeling that just
might what might happen Vic something tells me like everyone's full full-porting BSV
they're gonna rug Bitcoin and then they're gonna full-port BSV and then it's gonna be like a
a bear trap and then all you're gonna see is just everyone full-port XRP it's like a it's like a
three-step plan that's happening it's like a wall it's like a wall hey real talk though bro real talk
real talk bro that that pump that quant just had was wasn't it a 400% yeah that's
so what everything's gonna do right now bro when XRP pumps 400% what is that a $6 XRP bro $5
in a nine cents XRP on the time like it's gonna be historical it's gonna be
worry like literally like the timeline I can imagine it right now like I can see it
everyone that is live on the crypto timeline is gonna be like holy fuck XRP is that $5.89
screenshots after screenshots after screenshots what about what about how um
forgot hold on let me get my bearings they're not gonna be able to contain themselves bro
no no no Vic they're the I'm I'm excited just thinking about it like I'm excited that's how
real it is to me I'm excited just thinking about it because I know that's how really it is for
like it's fucking so real like when that 5.89 cents and everyone sent in screenshots
everybody their mothers and their grandmothers and everyone the children and everyone is
taking screenshots of XRP at $5.89 bro if you're in the space right now you're so early and
that sounds so weird bro I'm sitting here at a dollar 50 saying I don't know if I can buy more
but isn't that crazy oh it like what's before early like we're not even early we're before
whatever early is yeah the only thing before early is the ones that were really really early
oh man I wish I had a time machine I would be the first investor what was his name the guy on
the hush one tooth fuck what's his name he's on the hush thing the first investor of XRP
oh tooth you gone to the to the to the to the to the to the are you okay to the
oh bro all that singing got him he might be break dancing in his kitchen right now oh he's gone he's
he's gone he's gone I'm proud
to solve one bro I think he's I think he's oh yeah and I think he was hyped already for
for fuzzy con bro I can see him out there challenging people do a dance battle bro can you imagine
tooth on the floor doing the worms you think he's coming I sounded like it earlier bro I think
I think you guys too right I'm still trying to find a way to make it happen bro so once a lot
of time I got to take it for real I ain't got to take it yeah bro fuck oh there's come back no no I
mean I just got mine today I'm ready to go also you're not gonna drive no he's back he's back oh look
keep his track in my back yeah yeah holy smokes I just went through the portal I'm here on the other side
oh you guys with me live in the back you're live in direct on the other side of the portal
and glad you made it it was a really hard travel come with me and find a plan let's go
what do you see over there what do you see over there did xrp flip Bitcoin yeah did it like
in flip it or what I'm looking I'm coming to you live from the future and in fact indeed I'm seeing
that xrp did flip Bitcoin in a massive massive upset over a nice shocking and melting phases
even some people defecating themselves and wondering why and trying to figure out what's happening
it is definitely a crazy crazy world on the other side of this portal where xrp did in fact flip
Bitcoin uh defecation everywhere and it's coming yes I guess bro what we're getting we're getting
notifications here we got we got viewers sending in questions and people want to know
is michael sailor wearing a fuzzy pfp the people want to know the people want to know yes tell us
more stuff from the future tooth uh michael sailor if anybody's ever seen situations that they have
mothers other seen other celebrities have to wear nurses outfits or dresses or such this is
actually what happened to michael sailor here in the future that he was forced into some kind of a
sick chimiliation game and now he's crying in the corner but yes indeed he admits that the whole time