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thing about that. But yeah, also I haven't been checking my chat, I've just sort of been rambling. We're doing a test stream. No, I'm just gonna like turn it on and load stuff up and download a program because I have like a task I want to do. Him and him, where's the meat flash drive? There it is. That's all the important stuff. And also, I'm not sure how long this will be. I just got up. So I went to bed at around like 1am. I came in and I got on an airport bus. Yeah, this is prep for the on-censoring. And, oh wait, I also have like a cooling thing because I was suggested by Pinchport to get cooling thing in the bomb. Also, you guys, you guys, when did they start like making you weigh your carry on? Check it. That's checking your carry on. What the heck? When did they start making you do that? Because I like, surprise, surprise my carry on weighed 21.3 kilograms. Which I think is like 46 pounds. But it's a permanent issue. It's a permanent issue on my domestic lives. It's a permanent issue on my domestic lives. Carry on weighing is new. Have I had to do that before? I think it's like specifically an Asia or I don't know. But like my carry on was so heavy. And it's not just carry on. It's carry on plus, personal, and it can only be 10 kilograms. Like, what? That is so fucked up. That is so fucked up. Okay. Just gotta set up. Why did my PC restart? Oh, that's because I forced you off. It needs to do like, it's all initial startup too. But my carry on was full of bricks. It literally was. It was full of this laptop. And my personal item had my work laptop. And I had like three charging battery bricks. You know, varying sizes. I wanted to keep on my bed at night and then want to like put in my purse. And like, it's full of like tonics to stream with. I didn't know. I didn't know. And it's like usually the most set up you're doing is using a screen reader. Turn on narrator by pressing Windows plus control plus enter. Oh no. Or accessibility features. Press Windows plus you or select the accessibility icon in the bottom corner. Okay. Stop talking. Stop talking. I was thinking of please I hope it doesn't say anything. It shouldn't. Oh no. Zaboo tool for device. Also I was gonna say I don't know if the stream is gonna be too long because I'm so fucking hungry. I'm like so hungry. I'll have some water. I'm so quirky. Very. All right. I'm gonna put in my hotel. I'm hum hum. But you know, I always get like so icky whenever there's air blowing directly on me. Well, specifically like condition air. Although it's not really dehumidified in here. I woke up feeling like cold and wet. I'm like gonna have like black spots on me by the time I leave. What's the meal? I don't know. I don't know what the meal is. Oh, sorry. I'm drinking water. It's like so dystopian to save up water is so cheap in Japan. It's like a hundred and ten yen for the bottle that I have right here. That's so cheap. But you know how much designing is in the United States. Also the best thing about this is that this trip basically doesn't cost me money. This trip is basically free. And if you'll eat oh, eat oh hasu. Oh, that's to have a water. It's eat oh hasu. Yeah, this trip is basically free because I'm using my monopoly money. Not just points. I use my I use my cut of guard points to buy a flight. Although I did have to pay some like extra taxes and stuff. Actual cash. But I preemptively like when the yen dropped really low, I would like put a bunch of money. I convert it. And so I have like a credit card that I have which so I paid at one point. Yeah, but it was so long ago that like yeah, it all comes out in the wash, you know. And so basically like if I only ever pay for stuff using my my funky little converted yen credit card, then it's basically free. Like I basically hear free, you know. Yeah, all the monopoly money I went from the block collab, yep, for being like a lonely spinster with no real estate, no divided. Now what does it like money and assets or something? There's so smart. Flips my hair. But yeah, I just I just woke up. Well, actually I woke up at 7 am. I cut the beds are so hard in Japan, which I usually like but man, I don't know yesterday I just wanted to fall into like a fluffy fluffy bed. And I couldn't it's hard. And the worst part is that if you like don't sleep on your back, if you like sleep on your side, which I usually do sleep on my back, but I guess I toss and turn a little bit because I was so exhausted. If you sleep on your side, your arms will go numb because it's like so hard. So I woke up with both my arms on. And I was trying to like flop them around like like smack my stuff on the base like I always feel so pathetic. The beds are hard in the rooms are small. This room is so fucking small. I can't open all my luggage. I can't open all my luggage. Because you're supposed to put it under the bed, but I don't know. I have such bad like out of sight out of mine that I'm like do where'd my stuff go. But sort of first on the okay my computer's updating now so I can talk. Sort of first on the docket for me. I woke up, I showered, I'm fluffy now, I'm no longer a grease ball. And I'm wearing my hotel robe. And first on the docket is I need to find a place that has those booklets for acrylic stands because I brought four of my acrylic stands and I'm going to have like a dedicated acrylic stand booklet. In Japan they have a lot of like oh shit cuts to a fandom goods. And I'm going to try and go to like a oh shit cuts the store and find like an acrylic stand folder. That's not the right way to describe it. I can see your big ass through case in my mind. I'm tiny to my underwear. That's right you know how big it is. Yeah well imagine that times too. But the second one was empty. So what happened was I have two check bags and a carry on and I manage padding myself in the back, padding myself in the back. I manage to get my first carry on which is all my clothes. Which if I think about it like I'm not sure I have two weeks of clothing here but I guess that's what buying in Japan is for. I have that and I managed to get it down to 50 pounds on the dots. And my carry on was filled with all my electronics. And so I had my prison item, my carry on, my first suitcase and then my second suitcase which I managed to get like empty. Like it's empty empty. And then I get up to weigh my bags and then the bag woman is like you have to like put your main bag on and she puts it on. She's like okay it's exactly the correct amount. But then she puts a heavy tag on. I guess you're not allowed to put the exact amount okay. You have to have some Japanese courtesy and everything you do and you have to do just underneath or else you get the heavy bag tag whatever. And yeah women be shopping. And I have no idea what an acrylic book that is. It's like one of those things that like isn't an American like American fandom people like don't know what they are. And I can't really like think of how to just imagine like like a the size of a planner. The size of a planner and you unzip it or you unclip it. And inside is like a three ring mini three ring binder and it just has like little zip pockets. And you can put stands in them. And so like it keeps the stands protected because it has like a cushion outside and it keeps them flat so they don't like snap if you put them in a bag. It's like really useful and you can just like put them in a person's stuff. Like a photo album for a acrylic standee. Yes yes yes. And so I weigh my first bag. And she's like oh okay like that'll work you know and then puts the heavy tag on it. And I was like oh excuse me you're calling her fat and then she's like okay now weigh the personal item and the the carry on. And I was like oh no like I'm not checking that. And since she was like um it needs to be under 10 kilograms. And I literally audibly weigh like oh and then I stick it on and she's like wow she was like yeah you're gonna have to check that. And I was like wait but I have this other bag and it was like just like just out of you behind the counter and she was like you have another check bag. I was like yes she was like what are you doing? You just didn't do the shopping in Japan and I was like wait but it's empty. She's like what do you have in there? What's with you? And I was like no I didn't know that you guys weighed the carry on and stuff. And so she was like um just stick the the carry on inside of the the second check bag. So for now the flight in the issue has been solved. I haven't had to pay for any. I can't take it. It's full of lithium batteries. I didn't think that well what would she have said? She was just gonna deny me the flight. But she did ask to like are there any lithium batteries? And I would like no. I don't think so. Oh she did ask electronics and then I said um there's a laptop and she said is it off? And she said yes and she said whatever. Whatever. It doesn't matter. So somehow I made it through. So somehow I made it through. Do I sound weird? Do I sound like at least she sounded like she's had this counter before. She was like I'm I'm thinking I'm making her like sound pepier but she was like fully making fun of me. She was like he's aspirated and like so yeah hopefully I can maybe like divvy up some more. Hopefully I don't buy enough in Japan that I have to pay. Oh god I'm going to have to pay to take my third like my my carry on. Well now I know because I swear it isn't like that I'm like united all the American airlines because I didn't take an American airline. I took ANA. I took ANA because my AMEX quick card points transfer one to one and for 50,000 credit card points which is pennies basically which is not a lot. You can get that like you can get like triple to triple that. No not quadruple. Double to triple that. Yeah that one just by like assigning bonus although there is an annual fee. Okay so you have to like look at the card and make sure that is appropriate for your lifestyle. But basically if 50,000 points is an economy seat to Japan on ANA. JL didn't check it JL didn't care about the way to my carry on. Damn it is this what I'm going to I knew there would be caveats with this stupid point transfer and thing. There's always some bullshit. All right step three of three installing 5%. Okay they're installing all the security updates. Oh well at the very least I think I'll be able to use my monopoly money to pay for that at the very end too. Oh I'm dry. I need to put lotion on. I want to put lotion on with me on my computers installing what I need to put potato chips. I love the cons on my potato chip. It's basically just potato chips with chicken bouillon on them. So they're basically chicken and a biscuit chips. You can hear me slapping. Let's all moisturize. All right I've got to make sure there's no camera. All right I think we're good. Very bug berry bug creeping on my string. Yeah yeah yeah she's a little bit mean. But that's okay I love her so even if I have to go all the way across the world to get away. I'm picking who I love you. Yes I do. I'm naked and I'm gonna lotion on. Oh I haven't opened this. She hates me. I admit it. Don't you like the chase? Off the Fuji Kee getting my- oh I got it. What's- I wish I was at Fuji Keele. Well it's crazy how fast I've actually acclimated because I was already on Japan time. Oh what hurts I had like a big shred on my leg from when I fell down to stairs and I feel like I'm going to have to go all the way down. I don't really know. I don't really know what I am doing. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can't. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I can't feel it. I can't feel it.