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I thought it was on my hand.
Try again Susan.
I had coffee yet. That's his role.
That'll get you every time.
Yeah.
And get ready to hit me.
Coffee.
You can copy like you're rolling up a fat cup.
He sounds like she needs an IV of coffee.
I need the IV.
Land of illusion.
Talked me into doing a space loss.
Night.
I'm going through it.
I haven't you.
I have.
Yeah.
I got a lot going on.
My dad.
That will wear anybody out there.
Prayers for you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
But I got talked to him to do in that space.
Then Hank came home.
I was like, I'm done.
That was at midnight.
But then I didn't actually crawl into bed.
So like,
for you.
We're not ready.
I'm gonna count.
I'm gonna count.
I'm gonna count two.
I'm gonna count.
I'm gonna count.
I'm gonna count.
He's probably stayed up all night.
He's probably catching some carrots in his dreams.
He wouldn't do that.
Get rolled up and just stay up.
Am I in some city?
He's probably chasing carrots in his dream.
Now my mental image of smoothie sleeping chasing carrots.
I love a little.
Hi.
Okay.
I love little avatars how they can flavor people's ideas of it's just a rabbit comic, but we all kind
of identify that with him.
So we're over here.
Yeah, he dreams of carrots and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, he does.
Oh my goodness.
Y'all keep talking.
I can't look at my phone and I'm feeding my outside kitty.
I think there's no greater travesty or a waste of an opportunity than having just like
a mundane avatars.
You should maybe not be over the top, but something, you know, it's a chance to express
something that's not hidden, but just subdued about yourself, you know.
I think I got my own kind of looking a little little scruffy and redneck, you know, I've
got the prison tats and all that shit.
And that definitely does flavor people's opinions of me.
And I've got many times I get accused of claiming to be I'm a real college professor and I'm
like, you have to be a moron to come up.
Like it's like does Brian really have laser eyes in real life?
Come on.
Yes, he does.
He does.
I love that.
I sometimes got a deep ass voice in real life.
We know the hat.
Yeah, he's definitely got a deep voice.
Professor said, you're not a professor.
I'm really stunned and shocked now.
I'm sure, bro.
I'm sure.
Get back up here, Susan.
Honestly, Heather, it's usually the people that have just received an education and they're
feeling a kind of ways about it.
And then they're like, oh, he claims he's a professor.
I'm like, I've never claimed on professor ever.
Oh my goodness.
Well, people get ideas on this app and they'll start they'll throw anything at you kind
of like throwing spaghetti at a wall and see what sticks.
You're this.
No, you're this.
You're this.
I think it's human nature to be ridiculous, I suppose.
So what's everybody got going on?
Good morning, wants.
Good morning, Heather.
Good morning, Nate.
Good morning, everybody.
Make sure you guys eat donuts today.
It's our national donut day.
And I can't eat no donuts today.
Apples and things that this way too many calories and donuts like three donuts and that
would be my day.
I can't do that.
Come on, man.
You got to treat yourself sometime, Nate.
Oh, I will.
My birthday's on Saturday.
I will be treating myself on Friday to Monday.
I will be eating everything that is in my way.
Cookies.
There you go.
Cakes.
Well, you got to eat donuts today because it's national donut day.
I'll have some donuts too.
It'll just be retroactive to today.
Blutin' free.
No, right.
Man, we oughta gluten, man.
I don't know.
That gluten.
Yeah.
No, that gluten free.
Listen, if you've ever had a gluten free cupcake or any other stuff,
that don't taste good.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't eat nothing gluten.
I just eat regular how it is.
That's it.
Give me all the gluten.
When I eat Chinese food, give me all the MSG too.
I want all of it.
Take the gluten out the bread.
I like gluten.
It makes my bread fat.
There's a YouTube video about the bread factor or something.
And it's just kind of this monologue of this guy going,
I don't care if the gluten's free.
I don't want the gluten in the bread.
They're like, it's gluten free bread.
Oh, Heather, I forgot to ask you.
Heather, how's my mom and your uncle doing?
They're hopeful that my uncle will wake up today.
They are getting him a woken up his stage for liver failure.
And then they're going to send him home to how does much time with his family as they can.
You know, so needs a kidney transplant.
He was doing well.
They tried to do a surgery.
I think it was, I think it's called tips.
They did do that surgery and it has side, you know, potential bad side effects and he had the
potential bad side of that.
So kind of accelerated things, unfortunately.
We'll just let you know that we're still praying for you and your family, okay?
I appreciate that.
My mom doubled her pain meds.
That's not a good sign either.
Um, it's she's C-A-P-D and it's suppressing her oxygen levels.
So every time she falls asleep, they'll drop down to 79, 82, something like that.
And they got to get her breathing stable though.
There could be the C-A-P-D, it could be the progression,
could be the medication.
I don't know.
That's where we're at.
We're
racing the clock now.
That's how I feel.
I'm hoping in the field for y'all.
I'm sorry.
I'm hoping in the field for y'all.
Okay.
Oh, shit, I'm early this morning.
You'll know that guy.
It seems to be pretty cool though.
I mean, I found it to be very
prescient.
Y'all know, I didn't get to go like college or whatever.
So I'd get all my higher education from y'all.
Not even joking.
Not even dope.
And I've got dropped, you know.
I'm dumb.
You don't want to listen to me.
Somebody will clip that now.
Yep, the 11 in the basement.
That's bad when you have as many in the basement as you do in the space.
That is like really bad.
Now that's clout girl.
What the hell is that?
That's haters.
Who wants out?
Serious.
Let them hate.
What do we think of clout?
I don't think clout's all that interesting.
I think it's just a part of life, man.
It's like taking a poop.
You just, it's just no way out of it.
So who clout is that what it is?
Cloud is pretty shitty.
What have you got going on today?
Kikia, more star links and stalls?
Oh, yes, ma'am.
I still have Louisiana.
Yeah, yeah, I got a little lovely company meeting this morning.
I got scolded yesterday at the company
meeting for speaking at a turn,
being too loud and too boisterous.
I think I'll go ahead and pull that shit again today.
Oh, they'd have fired me years ago.
Well, I'm not joking when I say I think I'll pull that shit again today.
I don't like to be
silenced and freaking ushered off stage and shit.
Yeah, I don't know.
I've been talking to you.
I'd have been like, are you aware you actually hired me?
Do you not know the bill of goods that you signed up for?
I do exactly right.
And I was talking that bullshit yesterday.
Somebody was in a space, but I wasn't in there.
And he posted this deal of, uh, it was a clip from,
I guess it was a comedy.
And it was the SAS guys.
And they were like, why are you wearing that sand-colored beret?
You supposed to be wearing this rose-colored beret?
And he just went off.
He's like, that shit's gay.
And y'all didn't hire us because we're normal.
And because we follow rules and shit,
you hired us because we're unconventional.
And it was a whole long deal.
And the general was like,
you know what, you going and wearing that sand-colored beret?
Yeah, you should have been more along the lines of maybe a raspberry beret.
I was getting ready to say that there was a raspberry beret.
Night, this motherfucker.
Well done, Professor.
Well done.
I was thinking.
Who got the riff for us?
The kind you find it's a second long story.
Heather, hang on.
How old are you, girl?
I have trauma in my wife.
You remember.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
I also only had one official sip of coffee.
Don't judge me before coffee.
Judge me after coffee.
Well, I'm just getting my first coffee.
Good morning.
Good.
A great a discreetness, Heather.
Yes.
How are you going to this morning, Ms.
Lovely and to the rest of you?
Nathan, the conservative hour.
Yes, sir.
Good morning to you.
I hope everything is to your liking this morning.
It is a beautiful, beautiful morning.
It's going to be human today about 85 where I am.
And well, right now it is a awesome 65 degrees.
Listen, jealousy, we get you nowhere.
You know, I hear you guys talking about me when I come in and stuff like that.
Listen, it's part of the human condition.
Okay.
And it's called being offended.
And people are either offended that somebody might have more or less than them.
And jealousy will get you nowhere.
And I, you know, as to make mention to the previous space, I thought that was a good one,
human condition.
And I thought that that might apply a ring of bill.
But, you know, to be offended or jealousy,
that's part of the human condition.
And we suffer all so strongly with it.
I do, I envy some people.
And it's a sin.
It's a sin that I deal with.
I pray over it.
I thank God for it because it's actually prepared me much in my life.
You know, I envy a few speakers in my time.
If anybody remembers and, you know, he was an excellent talk show host
for a long time.
He ran jeopardy guy by the name of Alex Trebek.
What a genius.
What a very smart, very outspoken, very soft spoken, very on point, kind of thinker and attitude,
kind of person, very,
quite a few others in my life that have been quite an influence.
Besides Paul Horvian, some of the ones that you might know of,
a couple of conservative speakers out there that have had such a great impact and a good
influence on my life.
And I can tell to when I talk to others that they've been impacted by voices that they've heard,
you know, and it's so, it's incredible to me to hear people speak from someone else's point
of view using their thought and their idea and also incorporating their own in it, just a little
bit. I mean, it's the mix of reality with personification.
I'll leave that right there, but two guys are awesome this morning.
And there's never been a better time to be alive as a person.
In my opinion, you know, it doesn't matter what you think you are.
Just, they cure alive.
You're a person.
There's never been a more exciting time.
I do things that are happening right now.
They turn over right.
Why did you see that Qualcomm?
I'm going to stop here.
I want to hear from you other guys.
Qualcomm and SpaceX.
Starlink.
Merge, they combine their bringing to the United States complete 5G,
network, Starlink.
Oh boy.
I mean, there are some things happening in the background that are just out of this world.
And to hear about these things from you guys and to hear the conversations going on all day long,
I've looked forward to spaces.
Honestly, I have since distorted me.
I couldn't wait to talk to some of you geniuses.
Honestly, I am not bullshit because I know that you wouldn't be prepared for such as me.
Here we go.
Good job.
Boy, we are just proud that we got you successfully summoned this morning.
Brian, good morning.
Welcome.
Yes sir. Good morning to you.
I'm starting my day.
Hit it to work actually, I jump.
Stopping by the store grabbing my first coffee.
I hope you guys are all in go mode.
I am.