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I can't do this.
We gotta follow our dream buddies in gentlemen.
Follow your dreams.
Follow your dreams.
She gets your mouse, she gave me cusses, and she's blushing.
Oh, red.
When a brush ain't gold a bit, you went to every gate.
That bitch like you to fit.
So she says she in love with her,
Want to smoke my wings.
So she asked me where the tops are,
Top saw.
Top saw.
Hey, John.
I can take you higher if you-
Sorry I lost track of time there.
I'm watching Hofer's get smacked over here on D.D.L.
So I was just trying to get back into my count.
Over there.
So you know, just one of those things.
Hofer's has been getting demolished lately.
And D.D.L. for those of you that don't know last night.
Me and Corn and Hofer's played a little bit of D.D.L.
Fifi.
Oh, yeah, y'all getting it in.
You guess who went into it?
You guess who went into Fifi?
No.
For no.
Yes, it was claps on claps on claps.
Back to back to back.
It went where Hofer's and Corn had to play each other to play me.
Right there.
Right there.
I'm just telling you what happened.
Hey, Russ.
So you're going to get up in there.
You know the IRL?
You going to my input?
I mean, it's just too easy, Fifi.
I told him like, I need Jag up in here because last night,
Hofer's and Corn were not competition.
Now I was like, where's Jag?
Where's Jag?
I was like, I'm going to play with one HP.
And then I hit him with the wiggles and some other stuff.
And he didn't know what happened.
Hofer's literally left the game, raging, Fifi.
It says, you're opponents left.
That was on the second claps that Hofer's gone.
After he begged me to play him again.
I told him, I said, Hofer's, you don't want this.
It's your birthday.
I don't want to ruin things for you, bud.
So I'm just going to give you some time.
And he kept sending the code over and over, Fifi.
And then he said, all right, let's run it.
And he's not played me since.
Taken down to Superboys.
Here comes Jag.
Here he come.
Well, I'm good with Jag.
I mean me and Jag are good.
Everybody's good.
I'm just saying, I'm just stating the facts that I went for,
I went back to back to back.
He gets Hofer's and Corn.
And I said, where's Jag?
Because at least Jag, if he beat me,
would be some competition.
I like me saying that, Jag.
I'm so confused.
I refuse to even talk to Russ when he's in the state, Jag.
Don't let him do this.
What are you talking about, Hofer?
I was just sitting on Hofer and now I'm just trying to confuse.
Why are you confused, Har?
What are you confused about?
May beating them?
I'm just telling you what happened.
And this is not a LARP, Jag.
Like, at all.
It went down in the DDO streets.
Well, like, like three months ago?
No, like within the last 18 hours.
Oh, really?
Yes.
You, you, verse, Hofer in the last 18 hours?
Twice.
And you, Corn, Jag.
He said, Corn too.
Russ is saying that he's going to beat them all.
He's going to beat both of them.
Correct.
They were playing each other to get the green mattress with me.
Because I said, why would I play you all?
I mean, with codes, Corn spamming with codes.
And they played each other to see who would play me.
And then I smacked Corn.
And then they did it again.
And I smacked Hofer's in.
Everybody left for the night.
Hofer's?
That's crazy.
I mean, he's not saying a lot.
It is the Jag.
You know, if I was just...
What happened?
That's what I was wondering.
And then when he played Corn, he started playing his madness deck.
What was happening is he was playing with this deck with no health.
And I was just analogue enough to keep my health alive.
And he just couldn't pull it off.
Because he had no heal ups.
Yeah, they... I don't know why.
But some people have let the...
The fud of, you know, don't bring your heels because the games get too long to their head.
And they're not bringing all the utilities that they probably should be bringing into the games.
So when people just sit there and healing over and over and over again,
they kind of put some into the corner.
Yeah. Well, it's like I killed over...
Like me myself.
I wasn't like, kill it.
Yeah. I would use it when needed, because, you know,
Rises isn't...
I mean, you know, you have your three.
You get your schemes in place.
But while they're like setting all of their stuff up to try to take me out,
I know about when they're about to pull something.
You put some traps on the board.
The two get sent back or whatever it is.
And now I'm just healing back up.
And, you know, next thing, you know, I drop a wiggle on them with the surge,
and hit them with the poker too.
And it's over.
It says, wow, let's check you out.
I'm just saying.
You've been playing a lot?
No, they're not playing with heels for some reason.
Like Jack's saying, and I don't get it.
Like, I've been playing some in the back channels like at night just trying to, you know, find a deck.
But if somebody was healing, I feel like it would be a different story.
Like, I'm not like great, great at it.
But I don't know why they kept doing that.
Like, he was just... I don't know. Like, they kept playing.
Like, if I hadn't had the heels, they would have beat me.
But obviously, I got boosted as well.
And I was taking a shield and going back and getting boosted and stuff like that.
And it was just...
It was done.
You know what it...
Yeah, you always got to bring heels and games.
That's what, like, was my biggest issue with like Warcraft arenas.
When I would play Warcraft arenas a lot, is if you would do 2v2, you had to either pick if you wanted to be a double DPS combo.
Or if you wanted to do a DPS heel combo.
And the heel combos, it's always like...
It's not as exciting of a game, but, you know, it's like a slower game.
It's more methodical.
Yeah, but I think I'd be hoping to like round 9 or 10, yeah, it was crazy.
It wasn't...
Do you remember that one time I was grounded in pounding you, Russ?
Do you remember that?
What was this?
Like the other day.
Oh, the other day.
Like, please stop rounding me and pounding me and I said, yeah, right, buddy, you're cooked.
Here comes Corn, bro.
Get him out of here for real.
He just clapped you.
You've watched your touch.
I thought he was your superboy.
He come from the space.
Hopefully.
He's like that.
You told me he was your superboy and I was in your superboy.
And now you're treating him like this.
Superboy is not a good thing, Jack.
Just know if I ever call you my superboy, it probably means that you're in a bad spot.
So you're good right where you are, Jack.
Don't ever become my superboy.
Otherwise, I'm going to tell people to kick you from the space.
Like I'm telling Russ, fire and P.P. to do the corner right now.
Jack, I will also say last night, Corn witness the, the ho for speed down because Corn's like, he's done.
He don't have any heels.
Here he goes again.
Well, I'm just saying I have a witness.
He didn't answer it.
I just have a witness and Corn just clapped you again.
I just watched it.
That's what brought all this up.
I was going a different direction.
Or Bro, he had two H.P.
Bro and he was fucking.
I don't care if he had no X.P.
I wasn't doing this tonight.
And now we're going to do a little bit.
And Hofer's in corner playing but Corn, what happened there?
Hofer's is crashing out.
He's lost a lot in the last 24 hours.
Just Hofer just doesn't know how to calculate the damage properly.
I hadn't set up from the jump.
He thought he could take me down, but I already had it set up and I already knew how to calculate my HP to 2.
I actually did that just to flex out on even harder.
Placing all three 2s on the board with a little benders so he knows he got bended over then re-burded and 2 did 3 times.
Who was that last night that miscalculated and left me with one point left on my hero and then I just into the game?
I don't recall.
You were Hofer.
Yeah, I was Hofer.
I think it was.
But I don't know.
Definitely you born Russ seed 4 yoad me every time because I just grounded pounded him so hard the other day that I decided hey Russ that ground and pounding you took really good.
I'm just going to let you win one.
One.
One?
Hello?
Yeah, why is it quiet in here is Russ rugging?
No, I don't know, but I think Hofer is.
Russ made 2-0 Hofer so you never going to live this one down bro.
No, Feifey it wasn't even 2-0 Corn beat me and then once I beat Hofer's Corn's like run it back then I beat Corn and then I played Corn again because Hofer's and Corn played each other to play me.
So it was 4-0 against these 2s.
It wasn't like in between it was back to back to back and I would just say easy claps.
I was talking on kinds of shit.
That's not.
I would like to know why everybody's trolling me today in the DM's I had a certain intern going there and he said happy birthday like candy wants your address should I give it to her and I just have a sinking feeling that this so called said intern is about to say something I don't like.
I said who's candy and I already know Russ those who can be.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Who's candy?
Who's candy Rusty?
I think candy that won the dog and sold it.
All right we got to lock it in you are in the wolf pack as part of these nights.
I didn't cross your forehead dude.
What's that?
What'd you say?
The Hofer is faded.
What why are you weird?
Calm down Hofer's it's okay calm down settle down Hofer's getting Feifey I appreciate this.
It was Saturday night so you know why I had a plan for like this is what like professionals are saying to me in my DM's I'm like out of everybody like this account the account that I so dear love and hold many NFC's to come in my DM's like happy birthday.
And he wants your address can I give it to her like I don't even know what it means.
Sorry Russ.
That's your space.
Why you didn't do this in mine earlier today so I did back here but I'm sure candy does want your address so just give him the address and ask him what kind of roll nicely Russ instead of you who I'm tagging
and I'm sure you're going to be able to see it in here.
No we're good.
We're good tagger.
Everybody's always welcome here in this space.
This is a community space and we are part of the dogeonal dogs for anybody that was wondering and you know anybody that request to come up or anybody you want to tag or more than welcome in the space.
How long they last on the stage now that's a different question but we do welcome everybody as long as you're not somebody crazy out here.
You know what I mean by killing memes and whatnot which is while Brett double T's not a lot of my stage but other other people in the community are so it's just one of those things that you know just make sure you're not you're doing crazy things or yelling welcome to the corn show and we'll be fine.
Welcome to the corn show.
This dude but but how's everybody doing?
I like big butts and I can not lie.
Yeah, get him off the stage.
Go ahead, Jack.
Go ahead, Jack.
We used to sing that song to my mom all the time.
I like all of me and my sister and my brother.
It was so funny.
What's going on Rose? How are you doing?
Right.
What's up? Hello. Am I Ruggie?
No, I think she's Ruggie.
No, I'm not Ruggie.
Oh, Rose came in. Did you see the tag Rose?
Yeah.
Do you want to do want to do this right now?
Or no? Probably not right?
Yes.
Do you like your R&K or not the stage?
Are you guys still talking about what happened at 12 p.m. today?
I wasn't Rose. I just went and saw what Hooper's did.
Like Hooper's just trolling both of us so don't let him win.
Okay.
He's trolling you?
Yeah.