Tesla Live by Dallas Tesla David

people don't live here in Texas and I think it's a good excuse for, you know, I think very few people want to come to Austin and not have their car or use FSD to get there. So I think there's a shitload of people driving from like four or five states away. So that would be, that would mean you're leaving today or maybe even yesterday. Okay, so comment down below if you're on a plane with stalling. Oh yeah, because I know there's people flying from Europe as well. So some of the don't you leave soon like tonight or tomorrow morning? No, tomorrow. Yeah, 12 hours roughly. On Ryanair. No, actually not. It's going to be British Airways all the way. I didn't want to fly your own airline Alex. Come on. You got to fly your own airline. Ryanair is Ryanair is not Swedish. Oh, you mean okay. No, you personally, that's your airline. You own it. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome if Elon Bott. I could have been like new X or whatever. That's the position I wanted. What did never happen. I like their X. The count is actually pretty pretty good. No, it's kind of funny. Anyways, yeah, comment down below if you were if you're flying or on stalling. That would be pretty cool. Or just tell us if you're road tripping like where you are and when you left or where the hell you're coming from, because I think I think there's people coming from all over the country. Hell there's people like Alex coming from all over the world. I'm in the Ozone Texas. I'm at the part of West Texas where you're just bouncing from 140 kilowatt V2 supercharger to the next one to the next one. But yeah, I started in Colorado yesterday about 4.30 pm mountain time and got a few hours of sleep today in Carl's bad smells bad new Mexico. Having a good trip. Wait, why is that actually is that the closest road to go? Maybe my map skips. He's coming from the diner dash. Oh, okay. He took like an extra week tagged on the end and he and Zander went on like a bromance trip. Oh cool. I've been living vicariously through them on that. Yeah, that would have been cool. Yeah, I kind of, yeah, it's kind of a bummer that I don't get to go to the diner this time. But yeah, kind of California was really nice, to be honest. I really liked San Francisco. It was a really nice place. I can't believe I see Omar here. I can't believe you moved from SF Omar. LA is cool, but SF is so beautiful. Yeah, so the California is pretty cool too. I mean, we didn't spend that much time here, but there's just a lot more space down here. We got beaches, not as many nerds. If you want to buy a house in San Francisco, you have to accept something horribly wrong with it. Either there'll be no parking, it'll be like in the sunset where you have to drive an hour to get to the city or there'll be one bathroom installed in 1800s. So it's like, okay, I have to become a billionaire. Then I can get a house in Pacific Heights. But until then, I live in SoCal. Yeah. All you've done for Tesla, E lotion, but you know, Austin's pretty cool too, Alexander. I think you're going to like Austin. It's pretty amazing city, honestly, and they got cybercaps. I've been to Austin already. So I know Austin. What did you do there? The hug, Alan, me. Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, yeah, there was a lot of sweat and kind of, yeah, it was just hot. It's like an, it's like a sound, you know, so you had a hot and sweaty meetup with Dallas. You can't, you can't say you sweat after I said you were with me. That's fucking way. So you love San Francisco and you had a hot and sweaty meetup with Dallas. Yeah. It's something you want to tell us, Alexander. Alex that could not have been delivered worse. Sorry, but you know what I mean? It's hot, you know, it's just like an sauna at in Austin. And I guess it's, to be honest, it's actually cooler in Austin than in Angeles right now. It's 31 degrees Celsius. It's like, I don't know, the hot this day in that means nothing to me. That's like freezing in our temperature. Yeah, but like, okay, I mean, it's hot. That's all you need to know. First, we need a salt. 30 degrees C is probably like 90 degrees Fahrenheit, I believe something like that. And then it's humid also, which makes it even worse. I guess it's really humid now when it has been raining. That's okay. This is in Europe. We have air conditioning. Yeah, the AC that makes a lot of noise all the time. Makes a lot of noise. You want to go stand out there and eat and look why it be my guest. Well, I'll go inside with the AC. I can't really hear anything. Yeah, so I actually had the AC on the hotel. I was just staying at yesterday. So there's a lot of AC since we don't. But I can't stand like a blowing noise. It's just like a background noise all the time. That's kind of like annoying. But I guess if it's either that or really what I guess I'd take the sound. Well, yeah. So are you on your way there now Omar? Are you flying tomorrow? I'm flying in the morning. So I'll see you when I get there. Well, I'll be there. I'll probably be at the place at like nine or something. Are you already in the state? Are you still in speed? I mean speed. Ben, are you flying in from speed? Yes, pretty much. Do you have an IKEA in Austin? Oh yeah, of course. You'll feel right at home. Does the cyber cab go there? I'm not that familiar with where the Austin IKEA is but it's possible. Maybe someone could check. I have this idea of doing like a Swedish speaking video but like I start with like a frame at IKEA. So people think I'm in Sweden but then I actually like just pan the camera and oh there we go. Just a catch with a imagination of it. At least that is what I have in my mind. I don't know. We will have to see. My friend, you're coming to the States. You need to forget about speed for a little bit. Yeah, but I'm going to make a video in Sweden for the Swedish people to see how autonomy is kind of nice to have. That's what your head's very good. Yeah, people should actually. You're making a documentary? No, I'm just making a video about in Swedish. They're going to call it the live. I don't think there's an IKEA in the Geofence. Oh, okay, it doesn't matter. I can do something. Hey, do we need to sign like a waiver if we're going to be in your video and stuff like that? Like a media pass or something? You don't have to be in my video. You need to speak Swedish if you want to be in the video. All right, so we all go get blackout drunk tomorrow? We tell Friday to do that because I'm not there. They're not back. What's going on? Let's go party. The photo tomorrow night is going to kill me because I really wish I could be there a bit. Friday is the day. The nice part about Thursday is that it's the day before the day before the day. So as long as we can squeeze in like four or five hours of sleep, I'm just going to keep going this all the time. Been there done that with Doug. We're going down again. Yeah, listen, I know there's a lot of people that don't drink anymore. I'm not one of them, but I do have to stay moderately under control for this trip. So I'll be like, you know, I'm going to be like the drinking people's dead figure, hopefully. Well, good because I'm going to need you. So it's either that or I'm going to need bail money. We'll see which one, you know, we'll see how it goes. Erie, I get just picked up by ice at the like, counter j, or whatever. And just send back this week immediately. Something tells me you'll be okay, Alexander. We do have Swedish fish here so you'll be all right. You'll be able to know. Austin's a sanctuary city. You're fine. They don't deport anyone out of there. They let homeless people do whatever the fuck they want. Fast sounds like Edna Mode in the Incredibles evil out. Oh, I saw that name test our life. So I'm on my feet and I'm like, already roll my eye, but this Dallas is not young man. That's a good new. Now did you see my post? If you see me at the X takeover, this is me. It comes, say hi. I saw this. Look sorry, darling. I like beer. The test was better. Oh my god, you guys gonna have so much fun. I think if you just get some more tan and then you have to save your hand, you're probably looking. I think I'm gonna bring the exact outfit in my profile picture so people would just be like, holy shit, there's a six foot seven dude wearing yellow hat. That has to be Dallas. Dallas, I've heard you call yourself six foot five, six foot six, and six foot seven. How tall are you actually? I actually think I'm speaking to another speaking to another guy that's six four and a half, but never says six. I'll tell you why I'll tell you why because if you say six seven, you sound insane. Like literally because that is insane, but then six six. I like brain. Well, that also, but then six six still sounds crazy tall and it freaks a lot of people out. So then I always just kind of say, oh, I'm like six five six six. But I think six seven was more so just for the meme, you know, I bet if you busted out a tape measure, I'm closer to six six than six seven. That's an acceptable answer. Yeah, I say six five when I'm not around people like you, but if I'm around tall people, I don't want to lie, so I go back to six four. Are you counting your own height? Is that the one? No, dogs are pretty tall too. Is it in feet or is it in bombs or is it in that? It's feet and inches, Alex. This is the way the world works. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, you met me. How tall am I, Alex? I think you're like 1.9 metric meters. We don't know what the hell you're saying. No, that's hard. I'm a scientist. You're a metric. And you're about 52 stones heavy. No, it's about tall. Yeah, kilos are also yeah, and they make just as much sense as stones to me. Yeah, actually, I've been going to the gym and I'm starting to like understand the kilo conversion. So at least I have like, I'm like relatively there on that. You just use pounds because one kilo is roughly like two pounds. So two point two. I can bend one hundred six pounds than it's in kilos. Hey, Doug, I've got a lot of great bars for us to go to. So save, save yourself, save yourself for Friday. And there's there's something I am while I still try to moderate myself these days, I'm also blessed with what you'd call a lack of any meaningful hangover. So I can just keep on waking up and going for the next day. I also have a secret secret that I'd bring with me. But if you're interested, I'll let you know, otherwise, I'll leave that out of the conversation. I want to know. We should let our secrets hang out because I think I have the same secret as you. It's cocaine. No, I'm joking. I don't have that. It's now it's a NAC and a single fisting. It's over the counter. It's over the counter and it literally just is like full blown liver.