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All right, everybody. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to the conservative hour. That was Metallica. Uh, they
one thing that sucks about when we do Metallica songs in the beginning is that the songs are like 10
minutes long. So they're amazing, but they're not always the best intro songs. But anytime I can hear the
riffs or the lyrics, I'm going to go there. I was going to do trapped under eyes, but that
would got that's a little too hard in some of you guys. I'd scare some of you all the way. So
other than Chris, Chris is probably the only one that could take it. Well, Nathan too, because
we'll grill up with the same shit. Anyways, guys, welcome to conservative hour. It's Thursday,
fight day. I'm trying to bring in as many not trolls, but as many idiots as I can today. I'm already
challenged a couple of people. We'll see the show up. Uh, kind of want to get a spicy one going today.
It's been kind of mellow the last few weeks. It's open. Mike, we can talk about whatever you guys want.
There's a lot going on out there. So again, the speakers make the space, but let me get by co-hosts
in first and then we'll go from there. Nathan, how you doing today? But, uh, that's why the injustice for
all album. I don't really play many of those songs because for the first minute and a half, you don't hear it. God damn
word. Uh, even though I love it. Love Metallica. Um, man, goodness. I have the behold. I've wanted to play that, but I'm like, yeah, forget it.
Let me take part of your story, Nathan. Oh, great song. Great song. I have to play that tomorrow, maybe.
Think about that. Uh, but yeah, man, I just want to yell it's in dumb people. Um,
I find it entertaining that these people are, are even around and with that they even exist. And I feel like
it is our duty to kick the shit out of them any chance that we get. So I hope some of these dipshit
show up and I have a great dipshit for tomorrow already. My cousin sent me something that I've been
laying on the floor laughing. We live in the craziest fucking country ever, man. There's some people out here
that are putting all their chips in the middle of the table for all the wrong reasons. So yes, let's see what
the child has to say. Child. Oh, God. Not a child. And I wanted to see if you like, with giving the opportunity to
guess the song or the band. I did know it. Um, and I will just say, yeah, Metallica and our Sam and the best
all counts on ever for the best school ever. Just saying, um, what, what's going to do that?
That's the problem. See right there is that us as real Metallica fans would never say the black
albums, the best album. It is a good album, but it's the only one you remember because you're like
five years old. So anyways, well, also that one got radio play. That one got radio. That is true.
Yeah, really good. Listen, no, fate to black live is one of my favorite songs. I love
fate to black, but he's right. I mean, the black album was great. Don't give you wrong. It's a good
album, Lauren. I'm just giving you shit. But it's not their best album. No, no, no, no.
Well, yeah, I'm not a huge hard metal person, actually, for their not so, uh, I don't like to listen to like,
you know, when I'm working out, maybe, but I don't know. You don't like to ride the white band?
It's a Lauren or be a master of puppets or you don't believe in
just the role. I don't like the way she's only heard master of puppets in the old school.
She's like, I'm only around like maybe three with all the songs I'm not going to lie, but
I'm just saying, Enter Samman is a great song. And I could tell just by listening, like,
just by the style that it was Metallica. So I wanted to be able to guess. But whatever, I'm
what? They also use one of the greatest amps. Lauren, just stop talking. You can dig in your
can. You're all deeper. It's getting more and more embarrassing. The
roof of the room. Yeah, chorus, JC.
All right, hold on. Hold on. I wish I could just finish my thought, but you know, whatever, whatever.
Okay. Yeah, letters, that is just hot. I don't even have a thought. But I, I posted, please
come area grievances. I posted about it. So maybe we'll get some for people who like to
troll me all the time in here. I got ratioed earlier this week for some.
Dude, she got ratioed by Andrew Tate followers. Oh, so
literally, I shut the comments. I was like, I don't, what do you do? What do you do?
Lauren? We'll talk about it. Let me get, yeah, let me get through Lauren and then salty,
and then we'll get open the floor. And then we'll get rolling. But yeah, it's a funny story.
I actually commented on it. She was getting ratioed on her own posts. It was pretty funny.
Salty. Are you done today?
Ready to fight. Let's do it. I was fired up and Heather spaced this morning
over immigration and why some curtain serveitives on this issue. I just don't understand.
So yeah, I've got a lot to say on that shortly. But the idea that we're still going to get rid
of all the illegal immigrants and the the audacity of some conservatives that take the stance
in and we wonder why we're in minority in our own party sometimes. It's just ridiculous to me.
So yeah, I've got a lot to talk about on that, Chris G. I wish you could have been there. Oh,
I wish some of y'all could have been there. How about we don't do spaces that for you on my time?
Maybe I'll start waking you up. You should have been there. You will not be waking me up. If you guys
Warren and Nathan know that I probably have only been in bed for probably an hour to an hour and a half
at 4 a.m. So because I usually get a bit like 2 30s because I'm just a crazy night all but
when I wake up your ass is going to sleep. That's pretty much the kind of the way
I'll say my last message is you guys then go to sleep. Yeah, oh wait.
Yeah, no conversations with Chris at like 4 a.m. and he's like, what are you doing away?
Well, like I was talking to law. I was DM and Lauren. Yeah. I was DM and Lauren one night and I was
going to the gym at like one in the morning and she was making fun of me. She thought I was in that
but I was like girlfriend was gone out of town. I think I'll go to the gym and get a steam in.
Anyways, let's get to these wonderful speakers. Not enough about my weird uh, night-aulish personal life.
Alright, Locke. So I went down to the day, brother. I'm doing good. Can't go playing. I wish I had
better news but you know, can't win them all but we'll close it out tonight, buddy. How you doing?
Nathan, Lauren, everybody. Sorry about your socks. We'll get them tonight.
Alright, man. We've been on a hot streak so we'll let Ku even get one.
Yeah, yesterday, man. I don't know, man. People are crazy, bro. I've been arguing with
Cleveland fans on spaces. They're fucking DM and me. Oh, you guys you guys saw if we
we beat the shut out of you blah blah blah. I'm like, alright, come on. Let's fight.
I have to say hold on, Lars. I'll have to say you think you have a bad. I am so
worth a beach shot because I need to make fun of this fan base. The Seattle sea ox fans might be
the worst fan. They might be as close to the Philadelphia Eagles. I'm pretty sure that everyone
from Zander, they literally they literally post a bit. Now all they do is talk about games from like
they can never be in the now. Like let's talk about football now. It's like last year we kicked
your ass. I'm showing videos of like last year's games like get a life.
Bro, that's not like Eagles fans. I got packer fans. No, but he likes Eagles fans. Sorry, but
I got these I got these packer fans sent me videos of Rogers when he was like in 2008, 2009.
I'm like, okay, guys, come on. They get over it. And those are the worst. And yeah, so
yeah, this guy is clearly like, oh, we're on Cleveland. Like dude, it's one game we gave you guys.
Calm down. I invited him to the space. I don't know if he's going to show up, but if I see this picture,
I'll send you a piece of his here, but I'm like, well, name is.
I'll be in midwestern. You're going to bring forward fights to the space.
Oh, yes. Yeah, at least, at least, at least, West Coast sports. Sorry.
I'm going to pull a rank on that one. Just kidding. All right. Let's see. Anything else,
locks? No, that's up for now. Let's go bears. All right.
All right. I did want to back him up on something. Cleveland fucking sucks. Everybody knows if you've
ever been to Cleveland, God bless you, not not our finest city in America. So to hell with Cleveland
fans, Indian fans, Browns fans, Cavaliers fans, fuck. Nathan, you hate everybody. You literally hate
everybody. No, Nathan, you know, I don't hate the 49ers. Well, other football teams, I mean,
I got a question though for everybody. Can I ask this last question?
Real quick. How many people do you know that say they're going to Cleveland on vacation?
Fucking no one. No one. I know. I saw that quote. I saw that quote. I'm going to post in the
nuts in the video. Yeah, that quote is hilarious. Nobody. I'll be back later if you want to drop me. Go
ahead. Somebody else. All right. It's so nice. Let me hold on. Let me go to what I want. And then
finally, it would be nice. Lily, you're the nicest. Yeah. It'll be a contrast the night and day
difference. Me and then Lily, but I have to get in a few digs. I don't care who wins this baseball
thing as long as the Los Angeles Dodgers will lose. L.A. sucks. They fucking won.
L.A. sucks. There's a city, a county, a sports fandom, a culture, and the epicenter of woke
stupidity and L.A. and I don't hate the actual company Subaru. It's the Subaru outback drivers.
There's the car. There's the driver. Okay. And I don't if you're the 4% that aren't douchey and
make unsafe lane changes with your co-exist sticker. Then I want someone to defend pineapples on
pizza and catch up on hot dogs and beans and chili because you're wrong if you do any of those.
So that's my opening fight. I feel like there's a lot about if you're a rolling
device, you're good though. You know, it's good. It's good Seattle camouflage. If you have to work
in Seattle for whatever reason as an ice age or something, put a Bernie. I could carry on with you
which you people hate on. I had a I had a WRX when I was a kid so go F.I.
I got the outback. That was before. Yeah, well, it's the outback and once the forest
or if you drive those two, yeah, the cross-trasse pretty bad and I haven't did that. If you're a dude
driving that, you should have, yeah, vicious. Anyone want to fight me about the Subaru? No, okay.
Yeah. I mean, I just don't think it's a very attractive car for a guy to drive.
It was designed on, you know, some cars are built on a Friday. The Subaru outback was designed
on a Friday. All right. I'll see. Any hands? Anyone want to come up? Let's do it. Any topics
you guys want to discuss? Go ahead, Lily. You're being so nice. Lily, how you doing?
I'm good. I like Friday. So I don't know what your problem with Fridays are. That's weird.
Like the best day of the week. It's an expression. What? It's an expression. He was saying they designed
it and then went on the weekend. So they didn't put a lot of thought into it. Oh, I don't know. I
don't know what a Subaru is. I've never actually seen one. What? God. We don't. Weird is where I live,
like there's like a bazillion cyber trucks and I don't know what's going on that everybody's
driving the ugliest car to ever exist. It's really, really ugly and unattractive and I don't
understand why. It's just because you can't afford one. I can. I just just kidding with you.
I don't want a cyber truck. And I also he's driving. So this is a personal thing.
Okay. So I got to so the cyber truck. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm talking too much. Go ahead,
Lauren. Well, I wanted to tell my set Dylan thing because I think or my ratio post really like
oh yeah. I quote tweeted set Dylan because he basically
and her date had some weird beach reality thing come out. I mean, he's just like the worst person ever
for so many different reasons. And so he quoted set Dylan, quoted it and he was like good job
conservatives like something something you know this guy sucks. And I quote tweeted him and I was
like no conservative that I know supports and your tape. And basically all these freaking
lips came and attacked me like just constant shit like saying all these quote unquote conservatives
like Baron Trump who was like barely even old enough to vote. I'm like who the hell? He's not
the face of conservativism like and set Dylan actually replied to me and followed me out so hyped
about that. But he was like yeah, I agree. It's conservatives like with quotation marks around
it because basically yeah. So that was it. But I'm literally flooded with lips in my comment section.
I just freaking locked the comments. I was like annoyed at some point because I responded to so many of them.
And so you're getting ratioed. I was like shut the fuck up.
Next next next time you know Lauren gave up. Lauren next time tag me and I love
smack it around stupid people. I mean, I'm kind of hurt that you didn't tag me in but it's okay.
Terrible. That's the truth is that a lot of political influencers are just non-sexual
prostitutes and we just have to admit that. Three. I think like a girl.
So much petto protectors. What's a non-sexual prostitute? Wait, that's that's kind of a
thing. It's exactly what it sounds like. You're just you're just prostituting yourself out
for something else. Right. Let's go. I saw a hand whose hand was up. Ghost.
Ghost. Go ahead. But it ghost. Ghost going once. Ghost going twice. All right. We'll come back to
Ghost. Maybe he's busy. Maybe working. Yep. All right. I'm pretty Julia back up. Maybe I'm just
kidding. All right. Let's throw some hands on. Let's get this going. DA. How you doing today?
Brother. I saw your hand was up. Happy Thursday, everybody. Oh, I'm not going to fight.
I'm going to take a victory lap. But before I do Christian.
Back up. Where's Lewis? Where's Lewis? Are you doing all right? Oh, dear guy.
You know, you know, I we threw him over to top rope last night but again, I'm going to take a
major victory lap. Before I do, let me greet my brother, the man of the hour, the man with the power,
the man it's too sweet to be sour.