Transcript
Okay, yo, welcome, everybody.
This is Come Face.
You guys know, this is Come Face.
This is Come Face, your fears episode 483 after basically
one week of not running spaces, man.
Do I feel different?
I feel different.
Not the same, this kind of feeling.
I can't explain, yeah, PBS kids type shit.
Yo, Wednesday, it's a Wednesday comeback, baby.
That's right, so Wednesday comeback, not only is it a Wednesday
comeback, yo, those are the that came in today, yo,
I had this box in for like a week, I ain't gonna lie.
Straight from DD HQ, that's Doge and O'Dog headquarters
from Bark Metta himself.
We will be opening it today.
It's something I've been waiting for.
It isn't be a DDO giveaway.
Take two because of course the John rug.
As soon as I opened it.
So of course in the speaker panel, we have girl locked in as a
co-host.
Good morning, girl.
How are you doing?
Hi, you guys.
Happy hump day.
I missed all of you.
Thanks for showing up.
Make sure you guys are all tagging Bark, Shibo and Shield
to thank them for the cards.
Oh, 100% thanks, Bark, Shield.
Shibo, yo, every person that is part of the Doge and O'Dog team,
100% make sure you tag them, tell me, yo, thank you guys because,
yo, I don't know how many we're gonna give away.
I don't know.
I know the giveaway is going to happen.
Maybe I'll hold on to myself because it seems like people quit on me.
I mean, I know it looks like I quit on everybody,
but sometimes things happen.
We had to pivot, right?
And it's like, how do I say this?
It's not that I quit.
Sometimes I need a little focus time.
Yo, there's a lot of things going on in spaces.
There's a whole lot of things going on in the community.
And it's like when you're driving, you guys ever drove before you're driving
and you're in the steering wheel.
You're looking for an address.
You already have Google Maps open or Apple, whatever Apple users use.
And you're looking for an address.
You're looking for an address.
You have a very good copilot, probably let your significant gooner,
your significant other beside you.
And they're also helping you look for an address.
But you're driving and you're looking for this address.
You slow down because you don't want to miss it.
And although you have a good copilot, although you have Google Maps on the dash,
on your phone with the audio, you still have to lower the music.
You still have to lower the music.
And for some fucking awkward reason, some of us lower the window down.
The clear window down.
So it's like sometimes all this extra noise, although it's fun and sometimes entertaining
and sometimes even informative.
Sometimes you have to close everything out
and focus on that one thing you're doing.
And this is like things that I do in life.
Like I said, yo, I do have grow by my side.
I have all of you guys supporting.
We have Google Maps, we have ChachyBT, Helpinozal.
We have all this AI tools.
We have spaceshows that teach us about the algorithm.
But we have this one goal that we're trying to accomplish.
And sometimes tuning everything out is what helps the most.
Or so it seems like when you're driving
and you have all these tools at your disposal for whatever reason,
it still has to be quiet.
The windows have to be down.
The fucking kids have to shut the fuck up.
Yo, it's like that.
It's like that.
Up on the space, we also have Francine and Louise.
Good morning, you two.
How are you guys doing?
You caught us mid-goong, guy?
You caught us mid-goong.
Hold on, the guy Montag is back.
Yo, why you got to have a rug space?
Yo, I was like, hey, no, you can't make this shit up.
He had the absolute worst comeback you could ever have.
I was born in just every single one of these things.
Rugg, holy moly.
I was waiting, guy.
I was like 12, 59 AM here.
I was waiting.
That is back.
I got to force it on time.
And then no come.
No further move.
No space thing.
No, everything.
I'm sorry.
It's like I've completely forgot to push buttons.
It's what happens.
You lose practice.
Use it or lose it.
Although I used all my stuff.
Yeah, lose it or lose it.
Yeah, yeah, lose it or lose.
Oh my gosh, guy.
Oh my gosh, Francine, oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, baby.
The witch is coming.
Yeah, the witch is coming.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
My mom and my dad, you know, is laughing because I'm so crazy.
I'm pretty crazy.
Yeah, I know, I know.
But, but, but always love wins.
You know, mother fucker do oh, she she she.
Oh my gosh, oh my no, no, don't make, don't make, don't make.
May you do nothing.
Me.
No.
Oh my gosh.
Always love wins.
That's right, baby.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
It's mav up here as a co-host.
Yeah.
Mav, I haven't spoken to mav in like fuck 84 years for those of you that know, no, it's been
like 84 years.
Mav, good morning brother.
How are you doing?
I'm doing.
Yeah, I talked to you like two nights ago, I think in Louise base.
There was that three nights.
I don't freaking know.
Mav, mav, mav, mav, do you have the, do you, do you want to know something?
Please, you have a super mission for me, mav, mav.
You must find my grandfather's story because, guys, you don't know and everybody don't know
because my mom is here now.
And I had a grandfather, American grandfather.
My grandfather was in the military helicopters.
No, it's where, what's that?
You're on mute, you're on mute, you're on mute, you're on mute.
Oh, I know.
I leave it off mute because then when I'm talking, why I forget to unmute.
So as I'm coasting, I leave it off mute.
Yo, baby, don't worry, mav, the detectives, I'm gonna get on your grandfather.
He's gonna, like, go deep in your grandfather's story.
He's gonna chop it.
Yo, he's gonna know everything about your grandfather, don't worry.
Ma has all the time in the world since he's not running spaces either.
Yo.
Are you sick, guy?
Yo, okay, so I think you will better.
No, I'm not sick.
It's just that like being back makes me so emotional, you guys.
Like I get a little teary eye, I get like a little...
For me, back to me, oh my gosh.
I'm so emotional because I miss you.
I miss you, you know, come face your fears.
And I'm so sorry because in the New York.
Oh my God, I miss you guys.
You were shy for me, my dear.
Oh my God, baby.
Yeah, Francini, I love you.
Vanilla, vanilla.
Vanilla.
Okay.
Vanilla.
We have some key words for you.
Vanilla, the witch goes and she chills out.
She's peaceful.
She calm down.
You say vanilla, like Philippines.
Oh my God.
She starts going crazy.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Vanilla, vanilla ice ice baby.
Yo, speaking about vanilla, not vanilla though.
May is up here.
Here.
She's up here.
It's a both thing you guys.
Like everybody that has a bow dog, whether it's a starter bow,
a regular bow, a visor with bows, you know, bows are something special.
And you know, she's been rocking this jump for two weeks now almost.
Um, let us.
May.
I'm real hyped to be rocking her.
She's got the perfect vibe for me.
And I feel like the blue just pops.
Blue background gang for the win.
Um, yeah, I'm just really happy to be here.
I am sick.
Yes, he's always trying to chime in.
Yeah, definitely vanilla.
Thank you.
But I can't say the vibes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely vanilla.
May.
Thank you for.
Yeah.
Do you have a beautiful baby?
Okay.
So sorry.
Thank you.
No.
Uh, uh, you know, you know, it's funny because people say that.
Like, that's the right thing to say is.
Your baby is beautiful.
But honestly do like, I've met babies that are not beautiful.
Yo, it sucks.
Like, yo, did you?
Were you guys.
You guys are not like in love?
What are you guys doing?
You guys.
Yo, they need to ripen sometimes.
You know, we got to give him a little time.
No, yeah, really.
Great.
Aliens guy.
I know, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Yeah.
Um, so it's.
It is what it is.
No, every human is honestly a miracle.
You know, it's just weird how they develop inside a stomach and then they grow up.
Um, for those of you that have had kids or seen very close friends that having kids, they
do these ultrasounds, these 3D ultrasound, the babies look fucking horrible, like fucking
aliens.
And then you'll hear the mom says, uh, he looks like the father.
What the fuck that lumpy potato looks like the father.
Yo, you can't eat this shit.
Why are we like this?
Why can't we just be honest and be like, yo, I can't even tell what's the nose.
I was like, hey, hey, guy, guy, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla because I was ugly when I was born,
you know, but, but please, please don't don't.
So you're pretty nervous.
Yeah, don't tell.
You're pretty now.
Don't tell that in front face your doctor.
No, yo, it's, it's come face your fears.
We talk about them, yo, uh, fuck the vanilla.
We don't even need ice cream over here.
Anyways, um, fucking lactose over here.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, baby.
I do want to get to another person, but before we get to this other person has great, great
news.
Um, Matt has his hand up.
Ma, ma, ma is like vanilla chocolate.
Yeah, with, uh, with, uh, butterscotch on my face.
Yo, uh, two things guy when you went with girl with ultrasound, where they like, are you
here for yourself guy or you hear for girl?
That's my first question.
Uh, then, uh, baby, if you're born ugly, it can only get better from there, right?
So it can't get any worse.
So that's the best way to start off.
So big shout out to baby and your guy, if you can answer that question, I'd love to know.
You know, 100%.
You know, this is the first time I'm able to go to ultrasound with girl, uh, my previous
babies, they were born during COVID.
So nobody could go into the doctors with their significant other.
So it was like, yo, I, I, I think I don't even get to see this potato develop.
It's perfectly fine.
Um, so obviously the newest for girl this time.
Uh, since, uh, I have only a one year early checkup now with my gynecologist, um, or
my ultrasound lady for those of you that haven't been here long enough.
I'm sorry.
You don't understand that joke.
But that's what happened.
Um, this is the first time I see girl do all ultrasound stuff.
I don't know how I feel about another doctor touching her.
Like, I'd rather be in my car.
Um, I guess it's normal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Um, but that's, they, it can get any weirdo of how you got checked for cancer.
So yeah.
That's exactly like, yo, I didn't say I like it.
I didn't say like, oh, mine was fine.
And yours is not.
I'm just saying I just, I never like it.
But you know, the doctor's got to check the woman more deeper than a guy.
I don't know.
I think sometimes girl likes it because yo, she does her makeup.
She shower like, yo, what the fuck we doing here?
Are you going to a date?
Like what?
I shave.
Yeah, she's worth a nice perfume.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Like, you're going to fucking date here.
And yo, it's like the doctor should be paying me.
But yo, somehow we end up even paying him.
Like, yo, you already did herself and now, yo, it makes no sense.
Um, it's, it's okay.
I guess it's part of life.
Everybody who goes through it.
Uh, you know, I have this, I guess my third time going through it.
Uh, hopefully we go through it two more times, um, or three.
So we can have between six, seven kids.
That one's for Steezy.
Yeah.
It's been no.
I don't forget.
Um, speaking about big news.
I keep pushing forward.
You're almost to a basketball team.
Don't let girl discourage you.
Keep going at it.
If you know, they forget after they have the baby a few months, like, I don't want to
be praying every game.
Boom and X, you know, like, oh, I want to have another base.
Just keep pushing guys.
Just keep pushing.
No attention.
We need to type me.
Team.
Oh, damn.
Yo, indoor soccer team.
It's a six, six V six.
Um, but speaking about beating ass, speaking about beating ass, not because I was beating
ass earlier before this space.
And that's why it rug.
Just speaking about beating ass, we got mother fucking a yo up here, a professional ass
eater himself.
That's right.
He's a professional ass eater himself.
I've seen a video.
Some people call it luck.
Then he showed up.