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the horn, you know, it should be that. I don't know how people, I mean, I just ignore my
beeps. You know, when it talks to me like it says, baby, baby, baby, eyes, eyes, eyes, I'm like,
no, no, no, I just ignore it. Why do you need your daughter? If the car is beeping,
usually means we're out to hit something. It's always beeping, Jay. That's the problem.
I thought she was ignoring other people honking at her. That's in your lane. That too.
But Rodin, I mean, you know, make that's her sound. It does the drum roll, you know, like on here,
the queen has a ride on the car. That's why I need a flying car and all of you need to remind
my husband that it will be a good thing if I will be on the flying car. Oh, so you could
hit people from the air. Well, I'm not going to hit anything unless it's, you know, drone
or airplane and I'll be careful, I think. Okay. You think. All right. Go ahead, Pete. You
could add in if you want. You don't have to raise your hand right now. No big deal. What do
you have? Uh oh. See, people don't have to do that. Hold on sunlight. Pete is co-dauging. Hold on,
sunlight. I understand that you love my driving, but you don't live by me. Go ahead, Pete.
Okay. I can't hear you. See, that's what I'm saying. Drop it. Just like my Tesla. I can't hear you.
I'm going to drop that. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? I don't know what's going on.
Why is this thing continuously telling me like it's the connections lost? I have 5G. What is going
on? All right. I don't know what's happening. Now Pete just came back and he's gone. He's
obviously in a bad spot. But I don't know why my phone is like connection looks like it's
lost reconnect. I have 5G. Hey, Jay, that music reminds me of a hospital elevator in 1975. Honestly,
if you close your eyes and you think back when you were kids, like, where did I hear that before?
Swear to God, that was the music at at county general in Los Angeles in 1975. Just saying probably
was, but listen, I don't I have no control. That is the best song that X gives you as an
option to start a space that literally is the best one. We know this because road
and always picks like the worst two. The piano one and the other one that just repeats
constantly after like three notes. I'm just saying it's a ski lawn. Listen, you say,
listen, as you say it every day, can we straighten out spaces? You know, forget all the
stuff. Can you just get stuff and adding decent music as an option would be nice? Oh, I agree
what I agree 100%. But the one you use in the piano one are kind of tied. There's not much difference in
and no, come on. And no, the piano one. And if I could, I played for everybody again,
but the music is, can I? Can I play it? Wait, hold on. Can I even play it?
Which one is that nostalgia? Is it even? Not why he's here. Turn on the, when you open your
mic. Can't tell over. You get one shot. And no, the piano one is, it's terrible. I mean,
as I said, this one that I play is the least awful one. It's the lesser of
the levels. Sick of it. Sick of it. I'm going to play the less than three levels,
Rodin. You know, that's funny. Funny, I said it was hospital elevator music. I will. I will
on that one. It reminded me of the Charlie Brown. Thanks for the special music that they're
playing. You know, when they're all running around. No, no, no, no, no, see, I don't know. What's going on
today? What are you, you are comparing that? Now I'm going to have to play that. That is a great song.
I'm going to find it. That's a tabitata tabitata. It's one where they're like, you know,
some light, please some light. Hold on, hold on. What's this one? What is this? Yeah. Yeah.
You like this better room? Yeah. See, they should offer this, but they'd have to pay for the
copyright. They'll never do it. Not if you do a little overlay of the prep. Yeah, see
it's a great shooter. Shooters playing this. All right, I stopped it. But yeah, we're
there. See, Rodin, you like that one better, but it's just not an option. I can't do it.
Sorry. I could I would. So stock mom, what's going on? You there? Barbie, you guys, you guys
alive? I'm here. What? What? What just happened? I just coughed at the same time I was trying to
speak. I'm here. You're supposed to cough me so. You're both what's Barbie and stock mom both
and stock mom. What is happening? I could you if I get it out. I know. I have a tickle.
You guys own in the same room. Are you? No. All right. Well, I'm glad you both both here.
Both responsive. I think your allergic to was day. That's what that's very possible. No, but I did
reach out to Barbie today because I got kind of a little bit of a feel of what she's felt for
I don't know how many for how many years now? You know, obviously large account people come
for large accounts, a lot of haters, a lot of mean comments. I small and I'm not used to it,
but I just have a group of haters right now. And it's just like this the first time I've ever really experienced it.
So like I gotta get thicker skin, Barbie. I know what you don't look at the comments now.
You can't just all like that one that you said they're all like that. So I mean, I just like what it would be like to look at
it. But that's why I don't look at it. It doesn't face me anymore.
I love the guy that took a screenshot of my face in a video that I made in a weird, like making a kind of a weird face.
And like tried to make it look like I was like a crazy person. And I think these people are nuts. Who does something like that?
Very mean people. Very, very, very sad lives. And that's usually what unites them all.
It's crazy. I guess the rage baiting rage baiting works. You know, I guess using it for engagement farming.
It works. It's kind of sad. I mean like I would never do that. But I don't know. I guess I guess I just you know I eventually everyone becomes the target I guess.
But it's just so ridiculous. And it's not even to do a politics. It's trying to save people from losing money.
How dare you?
Oh yeah, how dare me care.
All right, Pete, Pete, can you go ahead? We'll see if you can ever play the song. Let's see.
Can you guys hear me this time? Now we hear you.
I had to like literally turn my phone all the way off and then back on.
Because like twice I tried to talk to you guys and you didn't hear me at all. I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's the weather.
Okay, two fast things. First, that drum roll is a really nifty segue from the initial music to the host.
I thought it was pretty cool. Second, I feel almost embarrassed admitting this.
And I know that like J the music that you play versus like the piano stuff that that Rody plays.
You call it the least bad. But for some wacked out reason, even though it's not really great music, I find it really relaxing.
I actually like it when you play that. All right, there it is. It's decided.
Just my feedback. Others probably ate it. I love it. For some reason. I don't know why.
Well, that's it. It's been decided to get to play for at least five minutes at the start of each show now. Thank you.
Well, I was arguing for that. But that's your decision. I'm going to land my plane to let you play the song.
Thank you. Thank you. See that, Rodin.
I don't accept that so well, I don't know what to tell you. I don't want to tell you.
But Ron, what you can do is, you know, go ahead, say what you got to say before we play the song.
All right, everybody is fully and brilliant. And Rodin, I wanted to wish you a happy new year.
Thank you so much. Thank you, Pete.
Guys, you all heard the cast iron skillet. Please don't let us use it on your head.
Please go ahead and repose the space. What pose the space?
Because we already have about 164 people and only we have 47 repos. What the heck is going on?
Jay, I told you you didn't get the right cast iron skillet. Jay.
It has to be heavier.
Listen, it's heavy enough. Trust me. This thing will do damage in the right hands.
That's all I'm saying. Oh, stock mom. That's what I was trying to say at the end of the show yesterday.
And wouldn't let me talk after you let me come up. But my cast iron goes all the way up to 24 inches.
So, you know, there's lots of sizes to use for different things.
Size doesn't matter.
Oh my god, Jay.
What? What? I was talking about the skillet. What happened, Rodin? What? What? What? What are you talking about, Rodin?
Filthy. It reminds me of the gutter.
I was talking about the skillet. The bigger the skillet, the better the impact.
Exactly. Thank you. Stock mom, Jeff, something to say?
No, I just like leaving my mic open so you can hear the snoring cat in the background.
Thank you very much. Close it now so we can play the song.
Alright guys. Yes, dear. Yes, dear.
Please, quote, post, repost whatever you'd like to do.
We are getting started. It is Tuesday.
A lovely Tuesday. It's fall officially.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
This is mainstream with three voices.
Of course. It's the night. Movement. It moves a certain distance. Then it stops.
A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face.
You tried to kill me. You son of a bitch. So welcome to the revolution.
Alright, we got an inch of topsoil left. Stock mom. An inch of topsoil.
President Trump was at Unger today. The United Nations General Assembly. Give a big speech. Did it affect the markets at all?
The market was up a little bit today, but it was not a crazy move like yesterday.
NASDAQ was up, but the Dow was actually down.
S&P was pretty flat. It was literally like point. It moved by 0.06%.
So it actually closed flat. Like I'm saying, let's consider it 0%.
The Dow was down 0.36, which is not much. And the NASDAQ was up a half a point, 0.45.
So pretty quiet day today. I'm not surprised after the big, big move yesterday.
So, yeah, I mean, we got some oil. We got some, you know, some economic news today. Nothing, nothing really crazy.
Talk about it. Basically, it's a very quiet week, guys. The only big report that we're getting is Friday is the durable goods.
And that's not even that big report. Next week is the big week. We've got PCE. We've got non-farm payrolls and unemployment, which are the, you know, the bigger payroll reports.
We also have Jolts, which is jobs, jobs opening.