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Friends, I'm born again, all again, all need to be king again.
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide, Gonna mine you and take it slowly.
Ready or not, here I come, you can't hide, Gonna mine you and me, yo, yo, yo.
I play my interviews like a game of chess where I press.
No stress, no smoke sense, less.
I must confess, my destiny made a best.
There's some poor Texans sweats.
I make tracks like a home-led rap or a cheeseburg or a beer
best, capture your body like Ellie and Dance.
Yes, let's do it if you represent the food.
But I'll hex you.
So which is cool if you do it?
I could do what you do.
I could do what you do.
Easy, leave me.
My engine can scare me.
He can cheat me.
So why you can't maintain an alcohol?
I need a Simone.
It's defecate, you know what you're like before.
Ready or not?
Kirakau, you can't hide.
You're gonna bump high, you and take it slowly.
You can roll all the way to the stop like a baby.
Cause I got along.
Yeah.
Anyway.
Good afternoon and good morning.
Depending on where you are, welcome to the Conservative Hour.
I hope you had a wonderful weekend.
Last Sunday was pretty good.
The ending of that game about, gave me about 700 heart attacks.
I was pretty much exhausted.
That last freaking seven seconds was just insane.
Obviously, I was excited, but at the same time, I think we lost like half the offensive
line that game.
It just goes to show football as we all know.
It's a war of attrition.
I know Chris is dealing with injuries too.
And he's just kind of do the best he can with the players that are available.
But it was a great weekend.
I hope everybody had a great one and we're gonna talk today about Congress because,
let's be honest, most of us already know by now, Congress fucking sucks.
There's a bunch of different reasons why.
But there's also a lot of voter apathy to the point where there are people that are really
talking about seriously sitting out the midterm elections, which I find interesting.
So we will talk about all of those wonderful things today.
I'll bring in Chris first, because Lauren and those also commanders can't get in the
co-host position.
So how are you doing, Chris?
Yeah, actually, shout out to the commanders for one week for helping my team go to first
place.
But at the early Seattle is gonna be just fine.
Football's football, any team can lose.
Niners, one of the best teams ever, lost to the cheese by 35 points in the 80s and still
on the Super Bowl.
So one game doesn't make a break of season.
Anyways, I do enjoy the football season when people, weird people in this app want
to try to troll us on the weekends.
The problem is I'm not paying attention nor do I care nor do I go to other spaces because
see, I'm actually living life and looking, doing football and hanging out with family members
and stuff.
So thank God it's football season baseball is a long year for my team.
But other than that, topics should be great.
Yeah, there's a lot of issues with Congress.
This is a Republican or Democrat issue.
This has been an issue going on.
I don't know.
I remember the last effective Congress, maybe under Clinton was probably the last really
effective Congress that I can remember.
Maybe if someone else has another year after that maybe, but I haven't.
It's been a long time.
So it should be interesting.
They need to be held accountable.
There's three parts to our government.
We always put a lot of focus on the president like we should, commander in chief, commander
in chief.
But we need to put focus on all three branches of government as well.
So let's get into it.
See all goes.
Lauren fresh from upset at a super bowl champs in an absolute shit hole.
Let me tell you something.
The last three days in the mid-iglantic have been Northeastern shitty.
It's been rainy.
It's been windy.
I've been cussing ever like today.
I don't know if I like it took me 20 hours to run.
Wasn't very happy.
I just been very, I don't like, I hate rain.
I don't snow.
Obviously, I hate but I can't stay in rain because running in the rain absolutely sucks.
But how you doing, Lauren?
I'm sure you're very happy for your red skin.
I am thrilled.
Yes.
I'm thrilled.
I wasn't able to go to the lake this weekend because this freaking noriester.
And yeah, the red skin's got a win yesterday.
It was a great game.
It was very exciting.
So yeah, I'm extremely happy about that.
You want to say anything, Chris?
You want to say congrats or you know?
I heard beats in my blocky because of that though.
I did get a couple messages.
I had no idea there was so many sea ox fans on here.
I'm like, okay.
Get over it.
But you know all these people, boo.
Oh, I love these.
That's so sad.
Well, you know, yeah, I'm not mad at the back of quarterback.
I mean, it's just, it was a very good game.
So yeah, the topic, I'm about to go to the grocery store.
But yeah, Congress, I think has been a problem for a while.
It's actually kind of sad because I think Congress is like the most important branch of
our government.
Like I think it needs to function for our entire system to work.
Like I think it's just really problematic that it hasn't worked.
And as far as the most effective Congress, I don't even think I was alive when Newt
Gingrich had his, like I've heard about it.
I've read about it obviously.
But there was like a huge conservative, like package of legislation under Newt Gingrich,
I think that Clinton signed.
So yeah, that's what I've heard as far as the last time Congress was super effective.
So that's just crazy.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but yet Chris is right.
It's like a bipartisan issue.
I don't think it's any one party.
But yeah, I think it leads to voter apathy because people are like, well, why am I going
to vote when I'm just going to get the same shit?
So yeah, definitely interesting to talk about.
And I'm interested to hear everybody's thoughts.
Excellent.
Got a good brother, Locke.
How you doing, bro?
Nathan, what's going on?
Chris, Lauren, everybody on the app is going good, man.
Obviously, bears play today.
We got the Eagles and tomorrow, white socks and the Cubs.
I'm a white socks fan by the way, but it's good to have two teams in the city and the
baseball.
So we got a lot going on.
Congress on whoever's teams win.
I just got to update.
Giant's fan.
You guys are getting J.J. McCarthy coming your way.
So I don't know how that's going to be.
When you grab somebody else's track, it never turns the gold, but they don't really, they
got James Winston in.
I think we all know he sucked 10 years ago and he'll suck 10 years from now, too.
Yeah, that's why they made the move today.
He just, McCarthy just signed with the, with the giant.
So we'll see yet like we were talking about the locks.
You're a white socks fan.
So I used to have this buddy who's a coworker of mine from Chicago and he said all the white
because he was a Cubs fan, he said all the Chicago white socks fans were felons.
That's how he defined you guys.
So it's kind of messed up.
Why is that?
Not true at all.
We're not felons.
I'm not a felon.
But, well, I know you're not a felon.
But I was just like that guy's, that guy's vitriolate for the white socks was cool.
It's Chicago right now.
We got the North Side on South Side.
South, South Side is socks, North Side is Cubs and it's like a rivalry.
It's a huge rivalry actually.
But we say a lot about the Cubs.
We say a lot about the socks.
I'm just happy.
Really excited.
Both teams are in and play out baseball is exciting.
And a lot of people think baseball is kind of boring.
It sounds like football.
Football is my favorite sport.
But, baseball, I even watch playoff baseball even if my teams are not in it.
But, there it is.
And another thing is, man, like me and Nathan, we were talking in Heather's space earlier,
about the fishing crew and Chris Subra was talking about it.
Yeah, they got to do some changes about that, man.
That's horrible.
I know as if I see one more person get a defensive pass interference and they're actually either
intercepting the ball or about to intercept the ball.
Like some of these calls are awful.
I mean, the one in the Ravens game was bad.
The one in the Broncos Rams game was pretty bad.
I'm sorry.
Nothing compared to the Miami game where the Miami freaking player had his helmet ripped off
his head and they didn't even throw a flag on it.
Like it was crazy.
It's like, just like no one saw that except for us, I guess.
The officials they were looking at.
Well, if you're not the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick McHulms, Patrick McHulms, you're
going to get the reps kind of on their side because I don't know you guys seen in the same
game where like literally Patrick McHulms got drilled.
Like literally he got drilled.
I don't know if you guys seen that.
And they call and they call rough in the passer when like literally he tossed the ball.
He was.
That was a clean.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That was a clean hit.
Of course, let's Patrick come home.
He's going to get the call.
It's just this thought process that that any person can contort themselves as they're
tackling someone to not land on top of someone.
You let me know when that works out.
I just don't see it.
It's just silly.
But yeah, man, the and Chris Collins worth, you know, that's Patrick McHulms, Sir, get
dad or whatever because he's another one.
Oh, just get sick of hearing his voice.
But we will get to we will.
He threw the ball so hard he can intercept it.
Yeah, that guy got a goal.
Chris Collins was horrible.
His hope is ridiculous, but all right, we won't bore you with too much more football.
Yeah, sorry guys, I don't really, I don't really get into like politics and go over
all that.
Oh, you get it.
Wait, it's fine.
Here's smart locks for that.
Yeah, it's really depressing.
Congrats, Lauren.
I'll watch it to man.
They played one hell of a game.
Um, whoever, um, anybody from Vegas took Washington, man, congrats.
You made a lot of money.
They really see how it was kind of set up the well.
Look, and there was a high scoring game with the weather.
Yes.
Shut up, Nathan.
What's that?
You said they were set up.
Oh, yeah.
What the heck?
Why can't you just admit the Redskins played well?
They did.
I don't say stupid kid like that.
Oh my gosh.
I was going to give you a confidence.
I see how trashy.
Don't that's like saying that that Satan is good.
I can't see redskins did anything.
No, I'm saying they were kind of set up.
Hey, yeah, beach was about to say the Redskins, the Freaking Seahawks playing the Northwest.
They know how to play in the rain.
Exactly.
That's not it.
Yeah, different is different.
This mid Atlantic rain is different.
No, this kiddie.
No, it is true.
I mean, Seattle doesn't have a lot of hard rain.
They have pissy rain that makes you cold your core.
But no, they just think they got beat.
I see how it's got outplayed.
I think the back end was hurt and the D line didn't put the pressure on and give credit
to the Redskins.
I mean, they never got it.
It pains me.
They don't like it.
I mean, like they play hard.
Like it or not, Mariotta had wheels.
That was his calling card.
He made a couple plays with his feet that he needed to.
To be honest, that New Rookie looked really good.
Mariotta like it or not.
He put freaking those passes were on time.
I mean, he was putting through tight windows and they were hitting.
What are you going to say?
A freaking blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while.
Yeah, people were talking shit about how much he's been traded.
I was just like, you know what?
He was pretty decent.
That doesn't just happen.
That was deserved.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Mariotta thinks he just had one good game.
Okay.
I mean, he's been in good systems.
I mean, he wasn't all pro one or two times.
When he was in Tennessee for a little while, he was in a good system.
He's not a terrible quarterback.
It's why he still has a job.
He's a journeyman.
And let's be honest.
If you're in the league, I don't care what level you are.
If you have good coaching and a decent people around you, you know, you're not being crushed
with pressure, any quarterback and the league should be able to make decent passes.
And they did what they had to do to win.
So, yeah, it is what it is.
And, you know, to be honest, the ox at 112 straight, that's their calling card.
They had to lose one.
They started another 12 game stretch.
Look better than Jordan.
He looked better in Jordan.
Love it.
Let's get back to the spot.
Even massage boy got a win for them Cleveland Brown.
So, hey, how about Drake May, man?
Oh my god.
He look holy.
Drake May stung.
Look, that's that's foos gold.
Full gold.
I love people trying to sell on him one way or the other.
And I'm just like people.
It's just been three games.
I do think that reality set in.
But again, still three games come down.
You know, I got Drake May.
Drake May has like 10 turnovers in his last like six games.
He looks sorry.
He looks sorry, Patriots.
Sorry, Patriots.
Six months.
Six months.
I'm going to get into the sea hawks.
Yes, all right.
Now that we have made everybody say to hell with politics, we're going to go back to politics.
Lily, I saw your hand.
I'm going to go with you first because I know this weekend was, you know, I know you
had some, you were busy this weekend.
So I'll go with Lily.
And then I will go with 101 words because well, you know, I like him sometimes.
Go ahead, Lily.
How are you?
I am catching up on new.
It's very strange.
I want to, I'll, I'm going to try to stick to the top of it hand for the most part.
I actually, I will say about the sports talk.
Every time I hear people talk about sports, I think sports are incredibly American institution
and very, very important.
And I support whatever teams you guys do because I don't know anything about sports.
But this must be what people feel like when, like, people start, like randomly speaking,
like Hebrew or Spanish or other languages randomly in a space.
So I apologize to all of you for the time.
So that's on that.
Anyway, damn.
Lily, you're a Red Team fan.
Thank you.
I would have said you are.
No, I do.
That's all of your teams.
All of your teams.
I support, I will cheer for you guys.
Except unless they're playing against the Yankees, in which case my father.
He's my dad.
Yeah, Boo Yankees always end up.