The Conservative Hour Dipshit Of The Week

say the word Malaka in the Blues bar and weird science remember that? No, no, first of all, I don't like all this Greek. I don't like this Greek fucking diet. If you're gonna eat something you need to eat fucking soul free. You need to eat some, you need to drink some fucking anazetta. Canoli for dessert. Oh, they made a brain yogurt. And then and then use the wine but then the wine comes after dessert but that's what the extra bread is for. So I'm gonna like get one. Craig is that how you get all the ladies? I like it. I was like, what is this cake? I got a lot of those. Or tiramisu. Cheesecake or tiramisu. Okay, there is no faster way to turn a girl off than to not order wine after dessert. What the fuck is wrong with you? Now I know you're a virgin. Now I know you're a virgin. You didn't. It's not why. And I'm like, how do you get out of the white combination? Come on. One damn use the white. The fastest way is an emergency bob so that you can get her safely or to the next shit. I'm gonna cut us out. Hey, what about buck? Why the fuck is like 10 people trying to talk? All you was all right. I think that's not actually anything. Now let Mimi go because I'm trying to figure out she said culture and yeast and all sorts of shit. So I'm trying to piece that together. So let's go with actually know what? Let's go with gen willy because she's a nice sensible and responsible adult. How are you doing, gen willy? Well, that's true. I am. I'm doing great. I just came up to tell you all that it's euro. It's not gyro gyro. Any of these other things. Thank you. See you. Thank you. You're welcome guys. So get your shit right. Just saying. Does it come without it? Okay. Hi Mimi. Been a while. Hello. Hello. Does it come out there? What the hell? Mimi, I'm gonna have to get you and Nancy. All should like do your own space with Henrietta. All three of you. That would be like the best space ever. Go ahead. Henrietta is cut. Oh, Henrietta's in here. Henrietta, you should come up because I think you need to fight. Lauren's for Loki. Go ahead. 101 and then we'll go to Brian. Yeah, it's a whoever doesn't like Greek food. It's delicious beef lamb blend with spices and you know, off of vertical rotisserie. If it's done right with the dry rub on the outside and herbs, it can be really good on a plate on a pita as a sandwich. The Suzuki. I'm not going to even try to say the second tea. And then the red onion and purple onion, whatever you say. Slice of that slice of tomato. I think those are great. Now, the first time I ever had one, my family went up to expo 86 in Vancouver. And there was like a part making it on a street vendor kind of thing. But you know, it was hygienic. It wasn't like how it is in California with the fruit carts and taco stands these days. And it was great. And I had one and I liked it so much. I asked my dad, can I get a second one? And then I had to look for a bathroom because I had two freaking Euro sandwiches that were so good. And my dad yelled at me the whole time like, we have to go, you wanted that stuff. And I've been in love with Euro sandwiches ever since I was a kid. And I think that's a great, great, great thing. But Suvlaki's are good too. Italian food is great. I cook Italian food, worked at bunch of Italian restaurants to steal their excuse me to trade my labor for their learn regional specialties. I love French Italian Cantonese food. But euros, there's a special place in my heart. And when it's hot outside, you could put that taziki on chicken. Do you think Christopher Columbus like them? Do you? Yeah. Christopher Columbus like Greek food. I know I can't go back and find out. So I don't know. No, but I bet he loved fish. Did you discover the flux capacitor? And you can go back in time on a, you know, Mimi, can you try probably don't ask him, can you time travel with me? Is that can you remember C.C. Christopher Columbus. C.C. No, I'm just saying he from over there. I'm starting to like Christopher Columbus. 101, you haven't lived until you have done a line up to Ziki off of a girl's rear end. Oh, dear Jesus. All right. And be hopeful. It's a liquid. Is it la powdered? Kaziki is a dried out powdered. You have to dry. You bring out lights and you dry it under the lights. I think out in lamb. Once it starts to fluff up, you then you just lay them down. That's a lamb. Can the lamb produce milk? But you cut it with a two year old lamb. You put it with a little lamb oil. It's like Mary had a lamb. Remember the lamb. I see the day drinking has started. I think the sheep is a male. The lamb is a female. Which I think. Or is it opposite? Is this an important role if you are in the day drinking? Well, this lamb. In a sheep's mouth. But what's the best thing you can eat? Who do you think is out of the female? Oh, definitely the female. Which one? Which one is the sheep the female? Or is the lamb the female? I have no idea. I'm sorry. But it's all the same. The lamb is a lamb. It's a lamb. He's on. A lamb is a lamb. The older lamb is a young lamb. Yeah, the lamb is the male. The lamb. Yeah, the lamb is the female. The female is the female. I ain't playing the Lion King. Yeah, I know. How the fuck is this dip shit of the week? What the fuck are we talking about? Sheep four. Like a fucking farm episode. They go wild. Who is your dip shit of the week? That's just like Snoop. Who is your dip shit of the week? Get us going. Oh, shit. I hadn't actually really thought about that. I just came up here to talk. I already talked to a friend. I already talked to a friend. That's hot off-guard. You came up here with full of piss and vinegar. And you didn't even have a dip shit. You know, that kind of makes you a dip shit. Henry, how do you have a dip shit for us? Get us going at this time of the day. I do. Good morning. Well, it's more, well, it's almost afternoon. Is it Lauren? Is it Lauren because she's trying to take look at me? No. It's not Lauren. I tried. I know, Henry, and I was kidding. I know the rules. No, I'll tell you who it is. You have the females and the world. The dip shit. The dip shit of the week is Zelensky. He's a dip shit. No, Henry, I don't know. Oh, bye. That's not the rule. Here we go. I have Loki, but I was going to help him. Here we go. It's Zelensky's ass. Okay. He took our money. Hundreds of billions of dollars. Now he's training cartels. How do you use drones? Okay. And he threatened America. And he threatened America. I want that guy waxed. How do you threaten America? When he threatened America. Because he's pissed off. Because I don't know. He's pissed off because we're not giving him as much money. We're making him pay for stuff. And President Trump had the gall to talk to Russia. And so now Zelensky's trying to be a bit, you know, gangster, full of cocaine or whatever. He's probably not a god, right? I want to know how to do it. Does it sound right? Okay. One person attacked me at a time and I'm good. I just don't know what he threatened. What was the threat against him? He said he did. He said, I don't know. He said something derogatory about. I don't remember the exact words. But it was not an allied statement. It was like, are we actually like, we should get, well, I mean, we bought his ass. We bought him. We owned that dope. What do you mean? Well, it seems like Trump can't control him right now. If that's the teammate, well, he made him wear a suit. Oh, yeah, that was nice that he wore suit. I mean, nobody can control a dope. Okay. I just want to ask you though, does it sound right? It's not a word you have no fact. Does it sound right? To me, I have no facts. Okay. Go look here. I'll go ask Brock. I'll go ask Brock. Hang on. Henry, at it. Does it make sense to you that it's not? Do you need a toilet? Don't look it up yourself. Whoever said I don't have facts. Go ahead. Go ahead. You don't. Can I, Brian, hold on. Henry, can I ask you something? Does it sound right that he is training, you know, he's taking the time, his country's fighting a war. They're being invaded. Why would he be taking the time to go train? Well, he's paying them to come over there and fight for him. And so, and so because of that, they're inadvertently learning the drones. Where is he going to need to pay for that? What drug, what, what, what, what? Who else? What drug cartels are fighting in the Ukraine war? And why would they want to do that when they can make millions of dollars, billions of dollars in our hemisphere? I have yet to hear this one. This is a new one to me. Where is the proof that drug cartels are fighting the Russians? And why would they engage in a military conflict with the Russians knowing they can get the ship blown out of them? Anybody? They've been paying, they've been paying, they've been paying people from other countries to come in there. I really don't fucking care if they're hiring, if they're hiring fucking, like, status to fight for Ukraine. It's a fucking war. So you're fighting to win. You're not fighting for virtue here. If the point is that's not happening, no, Ukraine is fighting to win. Ukraine could never win that war. It's fucking Russia. It's fucking Russia. I have a weak country. It sounds like a country that began to come out. I'm not a propaganda. I'm a realist. I hear you. Listen, I have an update. Okay, I wanted to go see exactly what's going on. So real quick, and I'm not going to read everything. Basically, it does state that Trump and Zolinsky's their relationship as at an all-time low because Trump supposedly struck a diesel deal with Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin, which basically now hurts Lewinsky and his war. It also seems that- I totally agree. Hold on, I'm not done. It seems that Trump is looking at Lewinsky with a lack of great saying that Zolinsky has a lack of gratitude with him and doesn't appreciate anything we've done. Kind of like what Henry Edda said, we own you, shut up, we'll do what we want. You have to shut up on obey. I disagree with that. Also, there's political interference. Basically, it looks like that going to buy in a diesel deal basically hurts Ukraine now, supposedly. So I don't understand what's going on. But I don't care if we help somebody with a war or not. We don't own anybody. This is his war. If he wants to go hire some drones, God bless you, go get your drone, dude. Trump don't own nobody. Christian. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Christian, then we'll get everyone else. Yeah, so first of all, we shouldn't be cutting diesel deals with Russia regardless of Ukraine because they're using that money to fucking sell weapons to Iran, which Iran's killed American troops. So anyone backing that as a fucking idiot. Sorry, I don't care what Trump's doing. The amount of diesel he was trying to purchase wasn't even enough to supply our diesel supply for more than a lot of few days. If you look at, so why are we giving Russia dealing with anything with Russia or to kind of keep the sanctions on them and do what there's no reason to? We are a mass exporter diesel ourselves. We don't need Russian diesel for fucking jack-and-shit. And how about we worry about Indian R or getting an upper hand in the conflict and what we talked about for basically four hours yesterday and in the Middle East and maybe some diesel can get we can fix some as that tension goes down if it ever goes down. Maybe we can get some of that manufacturing back online, some of those refiners back online and you have diesel flowing through that region as well. We do not need to do business with Russia. And I'm sorry, Trump looked like a fucking jackass. I've voted for him three times. People know how I feel about the I support the Iran war, but that was the absolute trash. And the Russians are killing American soldiers. They are supplying them with weapons, targets, and actual weapons used to kill American troops. So no, Trump fucked up in anyone that you know you can like them and this and that, but if you're making excuses for that, he dropped the ball on that. I'm sorry, sometimes you call a call a spade a spade. Lauren. Yeah, I've never loved Chris Moore. There you go. I mean, that's it. So everything we said times two. That's it? I mean, I don't really need to go off, right? Like, I mean, it's just, it's true. So I think there's, like, people get really sensitive when I say you're listening to Russian propaganda, but I mean, it's just true. Like, I've never even heard that drug cartel thing. I don't even know what that is, but it's, that's the newest line. I mean, the de-naughtification of Ukraine, even though they elected a Jewish president by like 70% vote. I mean, none of the shit coming out of Russia, it's all just so pathetic. And it's, but it's all over the place in our social media, all over the place. And people fall for it. But what Chris said, like call a spade a spade, Trump fucked up. Everyone knows it. And anyone that's just trying to, on this specific issue. And it's just, it's weird. So that's it. I mean, it's rich to like try to say Ukraine's training drug cartels when China, which Trump calls the greatest country ever, is literally supplying the drug cartels with the fentanyl chemicals. That killed hundreds of thousands of Americans over the last couple of years. Those chemicals are not produced in Mexico. They're produced in China and shipped to those cartels. So that is a fucking clown show for anyone you can bring up that. So yesterday, I mentioned, and I was, I'll hold on. Hold on, please. Thank you. One second, A.B., because I'm going to need to go after me possibly. I'm going to say something then, please correct the geopolitical experts in our space. Please correct me if I'm wrong. But for my understanding, we helped. Standing by. Standing by. Thank you. Thank you, Sean. From my understanding, we helped you, because to prevent them from taking over Ukraine and gaining more power in that region over there next to China and the other countries that are enemies. So it benefit in America to help the Zalinsky. So to say that we helped them, we own him. I think that's hogwash. I don't like that terminology. You know, I think that our arrogance, our pride could be the beginning of the fall to us if we don't raise