Austin Magee for Congress D5 Louisiana

I ran, now we're gonna bomb them, we're just gonna bomb a little, we're gonna bomb a lot, we're gonna have a peace deal, we're gonna have two peace deals, now we're gonna bomb them again, now I'm gonna nuke them, we're gonna fucking have a world peace. And it's just like, so you can just get away with anything because I fucking called it all, you know? Out of all the things he said, one of them's gotta be unknown for you, right? Well, if you say it enough, it becomes the truth. That's what we're dealing with is really iterated to the point that eventually, it just, it becomes like ingrained in people's brains, you know? It's like stamping and you keep saying the same thing over and over again. And even if it's not true, people believe it because they're just used to hearing it at that point. Oh yeah, dude, yeah, yeah. Like going to the moon, man. The ones that moon. You got a question, everything. Just makes one of the big ones, and it's like, you know, you almost have to unlearn everything you know and get a better grasp on what is reality and what's really happening and what's true. What can you prove? It's, it's provable things, you know? Yeah, one thing we can't prove, I know for a fact we cannot trust our government. There's been accurate. Yes, I wouldn't put anything past them whatsoever. We have enough at this point that there's, there's nothing I wouldn't, you couldn't tell me anything crazy enough. The truth is crazier than any fiction. And there's nothing at this point, you could tell me that I wouldn't, no way our government wouldn't do that. Right? And I think that that's one of the problems that we have, especially with like our intelligence agencies, is we don't find out the actual truth until what, 30, 40, 50 years later and then only parts of it still. But then there's absolutely no accountability. And so whenever you have a rogue agency just running around with no accountability that there's nothing holding them to do the right thing, they're just like, oh, well, but the people in 50 years deal with it, we're fine now. So, I mean, it's not going to solve the problem until we actually get, I don't know, I agree with JFK, just splinter the intelligence agencies under the wind. Oh, dude, I don't even know that they're the, they're not even the major problem. I guess so. Or the core, they're a major problem, but they're not the core of the problem because like, dude, I've been fighting this little town I live outside of for like 10 years and their corrupt is fuck. Dude, and they do all the worst shit. Like we caught them committing retirement fraud by putting non-state employees into state retirement and like, my buddy was on city council and he had access to all this information found out, like they'd been doing it forever, alerted the state to it and the state lawyer, the state AG called the city lawyer and told him or sent him an email because we foiled that and the email was, hey, you've got a, you've got a city councilman that's kind of causing problems down there, like you should take care of that. Like, they had caught them at committing fucking state retirement fraud and the state was like, dude, you can't be letting people know about your fraud, what the fuck? Get that shit under control. They didn't do fuck all and nothing. They didn't do fuck all about it. Caught them, caught the fucking city steel and water out of the river to water their golf course like, that's a giant fucking EPA fine and violation. Nothing happened and I'm talking, dude, it's a town of 10,000 people in South Dakota. If we can't even get accountability in this tiny fuck off town from the fucking state, like, dude, it's just, it's like society is just been programmed. Like, you know, like look at anybody's fucking, any judges kid who fucking kills somebody in a hit and run or gets a DUI, and they all get off, dude. It's, we have a lack of accountability societally. Like, and it's almost like that Lindsey Clancy thing plays into it. Like, motherfuckers are sitting there arguing about whether or not she should go to jail for killing her kids and it's like, how is that even a fucking thing? How is this even a fucking discussion about some chick or whether or not she should go to jail? What, oh, but she did break her neck and like, she's in a wheelchair and it's like, I don't give a flight and fuck, if she's fucking in an iron lung, put that bitch in jail. Like, what are we doing here? What are we doing here? Well, if everybody's breaking the law, then you can selectively choose who to prosecute. You know, you can't do that. Well, do the other end of it. Why are you following any of the laws? Right. Like, why am I? Well, I'll prosecute our asses. And the cops. The rules for me, not for the. That's exactly it. It's all about, you know, that's why I've been, I've been really careful in this race even as far as like signs where I stick them. And oh, like, I got rid of a bunch of my signs yesterday that had extra, I just got rid of everything like dumped it because it's worth it into the race for two days. But like everybody, I see them just sticking them up at like stop signs like right there are intersections. And I'm like, I know what the FEC guidelines say because I read them because this is not something that's normally in my wheelhouse. So I want to educate myself on it. And it specifically says you have to put the sign on property on, on, on, you know, private property would land on a permission. And it's got to be this many feet from the right away from the state. And it's like, they, they sort of are just sticking signs up at the stop signs like everywhere they go. And I'll say that like I, I see very few political signs from my opponents in somebody's yard like very few. They're always just like in a public spot, like stuck at by stop sign. And one of the other campaigns that told me that they're like, well, you're not just sticking them up like that too. I'm like, no, I'm finding people that want them at their house. And that's the only place I've been putting them out because I'm doing things the right way. And they're like, oh, well, that's, they're like, yeah, it is illegal technically and one of them told me he's like, you know, I used to work for a Secretary of State and I'll tell you that while it may be against the law, it's a law that nobody ever, they're never punished for it. Nothing ever becomes of it. So just do it. And like, no, just just like your opponent. Well, who was the other dude? The dude you're running against that he was handing out. He was doing campaigning in the middle of a parade that you're not supposed to campaign at. You just, you caught him and it's just like, no, I'm not while he's still handing out Kusice for Congress, he's just right to your face. Oh, I'm not campaigning. No, I'm just, I'm just handing stuff out. Yeah, he's like, oh my God. Like he was doing candy. He was, he pretended like it was candy and went to give, that was my aunt took that video. You know, I was just, I was mad about it but I was gonna let it go. And it was at my parade in my town. And we were there and like, we were wearing our shirts like our awesome the Geek for Congress shirts. Like all my family had them, my friends had them all. And we were all gonna round, but you can't actively in the parade or within the fairgrounds, on the fairgrounds property, you can't put media in somebody else's hand, like pass out push cards. And like there's, like the, a couple of the people running for judge, like they get like some tents and they'll put out some signs and stuff and talk to people on private property right outside of the, right outside of the fairgrounds. But I volunteered in the fair anyway. So I was gonna be there regardless inside of the fairgrounds the whole time that was open. But the issue was that you couldn't in the parade, you could not campaign for any position. If you were an elected official, you can ride in the parade. And actually the rules say if you're an elected official for the parish, if you have any business with the parish. Now he's an elected official in a parish that is hours away and he rode anyway. He didn't put any markings on his vehicle. He didn't say, you know, his name for Congress or anything like that. He just rode an unmarked black SUV. But he was throwing out the window all of his propaganda that said, paid far by his campaign. And he was throwing it out. And he was getting out and giving out boxes of hot sauce and stuff that said, you know, he had his name on it. And when my aunt went and cornered him because it had our blood bowl on whenever we saw it. Because we called, we wanted to ride in the parade because we're like, we see politicians riding in the parade, but they're currently serving their term like the sheriff and our state representative and all of them, they ride in the parade. But they're not campaigning for an office. So anyway, she went to confront him about it and she went up to him video and, and hey, I thought you weren't supposed to be politic in the parade. And he said, I'm not. I'm a state representative. I'm giving that candy. And she had already picked up at that point, several coosies and hot sauce bottles and things like that. And it's just like, yeah, like you said, girls for they and not for me. And they think we're slaves of the universe joke. Whatever they can do, you know, they're gonna do it. Hey Austin, have you ever thought about converting to Judaism? You could probably win if you did that. Tyler, you calling in from your submarine out there underwater in the gold. Take it off. Yeah, it's on my, it's on my car. Yeah, yeah, turn that off. Well, I already knew it. I, the message was loud and clear. Yeah, it's a good idea. We probably win if we did that. That seems to be the winning tactic when you look at home, what our government is comprised of. I just figured that your Yamaha would probably come with a whole lot of like campaign funds. Oh, definitely. For sure. Yeah, I don't know that Tyler sarcasm is very light and fucking hard to pick up on. So we'll caveat that with Tyler's sarcasm. Yes, thank you, Tyler. Oh, it's no problem. You know, I heard it was serious in years. I figured I'd lighten it up. Well, we did let it go. I don't know if we'll have time to even let the money hit the bank from that, but I'm sure it was a little earlier in race that we worked. So how's it looking? I've been tapped out. Are you close or? I really don't know, dude. What it's looking like. There's no kind of coherent poll that shows anything because there's no name recognition in the race. Oh, I'm just, I mean, we're in the last three days. So I'm literally just doing what I can. I got one more, one more actual scheduled event. And that's tomorrow. I have a radio interview in Alexandria. And besides that, we're just going to be waving signs and just answering questions and talking to people. That's all I know to do this late in the race, you know. What are you doing in the morning? In the morning, I got a talk. Yeah, go in Alexandria. I got a radio interview. It's just a little 30 minute interview at a radio station. It's nothing serious. I need to get you, I need to get you on Rex's show in the morning at some like ASAP. What time you think? It'd be about 9 a.m. So we need to do it like ASAP, but you got that tomorrow. Let me see what time this is. I'm going to check real quick and see. I know it's in the morning. And they said I could call again. So I don't have to physically go there. I was going to physically go there just so on the way back. I can stop and talk to some people in that area that had requested me, but maybe look and see what was the name of that station. So many dag on emails. Come on now. You said it's around 9 reps to show? It goes from 8 to 11. He usually does the interview at 9. But see what I could work up. Let me text him real quick. Would you be free about 10 in the morning? Yes, I think I would be if I did it if I did call again. All right. Let me pull some strings here, son. See what I can't do. Looking now to see it makes sure you're confirming my time on this. But I'm pretty sure I think I'm going on at 8. Might have an 8.30. But it doesn't do good to just start radio on my emails. And that pulls up multiple things. I swear I had a car. Tyler, you were asking what Austin's chances are. Austin is in a weird place because of what happened to Louisiana with the redistricting. And then the name recognition candidate, the incumbent, has left this seat to go run for Senate. So a lot of people think that that Republican dude that's running for Senate is still in the Congress. And unlike, this is a jungle primary on the national voting day, which is going to increase voter turnout because primaries have shit turnout. But then we're in this whole fucking mad scene cluster fuck of nobody wants to vote except Austin's now got his name out there enough, especially with that fishback video, like, and fishback fucking coming. And you two signing that thing, like, Austin's got a real shot at this bitch because of just the bizarre nature of what has happened and how the primaries been pushed back to this November third date. And it's everybody can vote, right, Austin? Not typically like you have to be a Republican to vote. Now it's open to anybody can vote for you. Right. It's a jungle primary. So it's everybody. You don't have to be a registered Republican to vote for me now. And before it was a typical primary election, and that was new for us. But it's I know it's the way there's typically in a lot of other states, but it's not a closed primary where they can put the open. So do you know what they do here to me in the primaries? Like they literally go through and they register me back as no party affiliate before every primary. And like by the time I get in there and I'm like, I'm going to vote in the Republican primary.